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#31
Dec 28 2024 08:54pm
They can't make it up the stairway to heaven.
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#32
Dec 28 2024 09:02pm
Can you be too jacked to get into heaven?

Looking for an excuse to stop working out

This post was edited by Shadowoffury on Dec 28 2024 09:03pm
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#33
Dec 28 2024 09:27pm
sinning does not innately exclude you from heaven for we are all sinners.
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Dec 28 2024 09:55pm
Heaven doesn’t exist
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#35
Dec 28 2024 11:34pm
Quote (Shadowoffury @ Dec 28 2024 07:02pm)
Can you be too jacked to get into heaven?

Looking for an excuse to stop working out


When all your mustles break down and filter through your kidneys its probably time to stop. Keep at it until then!
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#36
Dec 29 2024 04:31am
Quote (Mondain @ Dec 28 2024 06:54pm)
They can't make it up the stairway to heaven.


maybe theres a good gym in purgatory, or jenny craig meals
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#37
Dec 29 2024 07:01am
Quote (Mondain @ Dec 28 2024 09:54pm)
They can't make it up the stairway to heaven.


Did you know escalators can never break? They only become stairs.
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#38
Dec 29 2024 07:11am
I hope so
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