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“Brett Kavanaugh, you stand accused of causing bee colonies to collapse. You have the power to destroy bees merely by touching them.”

*swarm of bees is released*

Kav: “Get these fucking bees off me!”

“Maybe you didn’t kill our bees, but this foul language is quite unbecoming.”

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did you have a stoke or something?

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“Feel free to keep on gobbling,” Obama told the Rose Garden crowd as he announced that, also per tradition, two turkeys would be spared this Thanksgiving Eve.

“I can announce that the American people have spoken, and we have two winners,” he said. “Their names are Honest and Abe — I confess that Honest looks like good eating, but this is a democracy.”

With daughters Malia and Sasha at his side, Obama declared that “Abe is now a free bird” and will now be designated “TOTUS — the Turkey of the United States.”

Obama — also known as POTUS, President of the United States — said Honest will be held in an “undisclosed location,” ready to step in if “Abe can’t fulfill his duties to walk around and gobble all day.”

Actually, “Honest” and “Abe” are scheduled to be on public display at a park in Leesburg, Va., in a barn known as “the White House on Turkey Hill,” Obama said — “which actually sounds pretty good.”

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everything about this rofl
the fact they gave her a degree in economics, the lack of self-awareness given her green deal just called for $200+ trillion in deficit spending, the fact she's replying to the @notwokieleaks account, the general idiocy, the loss of 25,000 jobs chalked up to her
oh man


also the top pinned tweet from that account is gold;