Quote (fender @ Nov 13 2017 01:26pm)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZAPwfrtAFY
Why do I love John Oliver so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. John Oliver isn't just the best political commentator out there, he might just be the greatest political commentator of all time. Just imagining him getting in Trump's face, his amazing wit and comical ability to really take people down. As he takes to the air, politicians, hacks and CEOs panic, wondering if they're next on one of his segments. They all know how brutally he rips into people for their incorrect thoughts, yet never knowing exactly in what fashion he will annihilate them. The very nature of John Oliver is a mystery. Could he be playing an even deeper game than HBO and his supporters realize? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, John Oliver is filled with such guile, such immaculate intelligence, that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of John Oliver is not one that is easily penetrated. John Oliver is such a force in comedy and politics, that nobody can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to his work at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of our world. John Oliver is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true intelligence and comedy. Observe his beautiful suits, his signature British teeth, and most importantly, his glasses. His glasses, like windows to his unbound mind, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of John Oliver. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. John Oliver is not just a person, he himself is the binding that holds politics together. Without John Oliver, the entire political landscape, the entire world as we know it crumbles. The Amazon would stop flowing without John Oliver. North America would become a desolate crater, and Europe would become a blazing wildfire. These are just a few of the reasons why I like John Oliver so much.