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Quote (thesnipa @ Dec 28 2018 12:54pm)
Warren sends her blood off to the temple to prove she's of Jedi descent, midichlorian results: 10 generations back one ancestor might have used the force.


1/1024th jedi

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don't forgot Kasich as Jar Jar Binks - the useless blabbermouth who unwittingly votes for the takeover by Darth Cortez


"Meesa's why can't we all just gets alongs?????" - Jar Jar Kasich

Quote (thesnipa @ Dec 28 2018 01:06pm)
can't forget Jebmiral Ackbush screaming "it's a trap" then dropping out.


Kamilla Harris can be Amalyn Holdo (Purple haired mean lady). Main objective is to put men down because she's not sexist!
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Kamilla Harris can be Amalyn Holdo (Purple haired mean lady). Main objective is to put men down because she's not sexist!


she's got a plan, just don't dare ask what it is because it's sexism if you can't blindly follow the lead of a newly introduced character. don't worry tho, her solution will be unprecedented and defies logic, physics, and math. free healthcare for all, lower taxes all, open borders, and half of the legal code would be eliminated and prisoners let out.
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she's got a plan, just don't dare ask what it is because it's sexism if you can't blindly follow the lead of a newly introduced character. don't worry tho, her solution will be unprecedented and defies logic, physics, and math. free healthcare for all, lower taxes all, open borders, and half of the legal code would be eliminated and prisoners let out.


Fire that fucking battle ship into the death star via hyper-drive after the entire crew is dead aside from 10 people on the falcon because Fuck Yeah!

Worst Star wars Movie ever.
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Fire that fucking battle ship into the death star via hyper-drive after the entire crew is dead aside from 10 people on the falcon because Fuck Yeah!

Worst Star wars Movie ever.


hey man, give her a break. her plan could have been done at literally any time in the movie saving hundreds or even thousands of people. but she has a disorder where she can only think clearly in pressure situations right before she is about to die. it's what made her a great fighter pilot after crashing 27 separate supply ships under zero duress. stop being so ableist.
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Quote (djman72 @ 28 Dec 2018 18:43)
Darth Cortez


Are you implying "Dark Cortez", as in "dark skin color"?

YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!111111oneoneone




for real: keep it up guys, the last 2 pages are epic stuff. shitposting of highest quality :thumbsup:

This post was edited by Black XistenZ on Dec 28 2018 04:38pm
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:rofl:
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muder suicide incoming
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:rofl:

but seriously: how can you be in a relationship, even one without intercourse, and not realize that your significant other is having a peenor between the legs? did they never touch each other at all or what?
fake story imho.
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Someone warn kiseki
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Quote (Black XistenZ @ Dec 29 2018 11:04pm)
:rofl:

but seriously: how can you be in a relationship, even one without intercourse, and not realize that your significant other is having a peenor between the legs? did they never touch each other at all or what?
fake story imho.



Maybe he has a vagina and all will end well
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