Quote (excellence @ Dec 13 2018 09:14am)
ah yes the plight of us downtrodden millennials.
“everything is bad for millennials especially capitalism and America”
-posted from device which utilizes the internet and electricity
>hates capitalism
>has iPhone 10x on 48 month payment plan
>starts off the day with Starbucks because "gotta treat yo self"
>Supreme visor handing from rear view mirror, worn once
>works at a call center, "for now"
>interviewed at 15 jobs after graduation, 2 callbacks zero offers
>took call center job day of interview
>also sells "high quality" supplements out of his trunk
>works out at IronCity for 50$/month, YMCA down the street costs 9$/month
>belongs to 12 subscription services to "save money"
>has membership to costco, lives alone, doesnt buy in bulk
>got a double major to stay in school an extra 1.5 years
>$75,000 debt because of "inflation"
>doesn't actually know what inflation means
>invests 100$/month in crypto
>has 5 stocks each of every FANG corporation, checks Robinhood 37 times daily
>leased a car for 2 years then decided to buy it, 7%apr over 6 years, low monthly payment
>tells women he works in pharmaceutical sales, sells dick pills
>complains about company provided headset, spent 500$ on TurtleBeach headset for xbox at home
>hobby on dating apps: fitness
>new gf sells essential oils, immediately tries to get his family subscribed, he pressures them to say yes, doesnt tell them it autobills for a year after the trial period, moms cat eats a bottle of lavender and dies, mom threatens to pull rent allowance that actually goes to beer, dates girl in secret for 3 more years