In the meantime we have a Thor post generator

http://npcsimulator.com/

NPC Response - NPC #4286352
Go back to The_Donald you Neckbeard.Your mother must be so proud to raise a Fascist.We must RESIST again hack's like yourselfJust remember, people like you will cause the extinction of all species.loon.

This is like 50% of Inkans posts when he’s being an edge lord.

In ink’s defense there is substance in many of inks posts and many are lol-worthy like i genuinely chuckle at them. you can also tell when ink goes full edgelord. the npcs do not have this ability by any means and they seriously believe what they post 304% of the time even when they say they dont

Wouldnt let me choose attack helicopter

Im triggered