a man listed his gf for sale on ebay and the free market erupted into a bidding war until the statist communist scum that manage ebay stepped in to remove the auction over some misguided notions over what constitutes acceptable merchandise for sale
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/man-lists-used-girlfriend-for-sale-on-ebay-is-shocked-when-bids-reach-119gQuote
A man who listed his girlfriend for sale on eBay as a prank was shocked when the bids reached over $119,000 within 24 hours.
Dale Leeks, who lives in London, “wanted to have a laugh” so he thought it would be funny to list his girlfriend of one year, Kelly Greaves, on the auction site, CTV News reports.
He described her condition as “for parts or not working” and wrote that she “starts OK but after that there’s a constant whining noise that I can’t seem to stop. Bodywork is fairly tidy but close up shows signs of wear. No serious damage but you can see that she’s been used.