Converts crack me up. My girlfriend's sister's childs dad converted to Islam. Makes their daughter wear the headscarf when at home (his Malaysian mail order wife doesn't) and tells her not to eat pork. Of course he drinks beer....no pork though don't want to go to hell for eating a pig lol.

He uses circular reasoning too.

He acts like he is oppressed by Christians. His parents are Indiana-living Baptists.

This post was edited by Skinned on Aug 12 2012 04:04pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJavR-k7RQg



First you need to accept the truth. Then you can slowly fix yourself from pork/alcohol/nakedness/etc.
I'm sure its not very easy.

This post was edited by simpleforce on Aug 12 2012 08:12pm

Id rather go to hell than never eat pork.

I know you would. The calculations ive seen you make about this stuff, I know you would.

nakedness? how do you shower?



i'd rather go to hell too. now what do we do?

This post was edited by dothe on Aug 12 2012 08:20pm

Pork tastes amazing.

pork bbq. you may not have bbq in aus but IT'S DIVINE. also varies a lot place to place

<< Matthew 15:11 >>

New International Version

" What goes into a man's mouth does not make him 'unclean,' but what comes out of his mouth, that is what makes him 'unclean.'"

Aus invented bbq.

What if it's a penis?