that is a lot of activities for one carpet
do you have a spare for later on when the first carpet gets really sweaty?

wait, who are we kidding
carpets and towels of peace need no cleaning
their filth is their trademark

could you imagine wearing a fresh $4 mask and wearing a 5-week old towel on your head at the same time?

i'm sure the cartoon muslim guy they love so much would have at least washed his face rag once a week in the river
instead of always being on it
and still dirty

word of acknowledgement -
the smell you experience in a filipino household isn't pansat
that musky order u smell congruently throughout filipino households? that's not pasta
it's unwashed pussy

food is smellable when you cook it
lingering stank is from peoples' body parts after they eat the food and don't wash their genitals or overall body, face, mouth, hair

I thought this was a meme, but I did it and screen capped it myself. This truly is a blessed day.

and you learned so much from it, too
your parents will be so proud
you finally learned how the math
and spell without assistance
you finally learned how to stop threatening to kill people in your words on the internet
and you finally learned what a "day" means

big day, huh?

i eat yogurt with a knife
these 20-40 year old twitshitter kids on jsp aren't even allowed a plastic knife in their lunchbox