Quote (remco6 @ Jun 15 2018 09:49am)
A quick google search leaves me deeply disappointed in a lack of palantiri memes.
"Iran is gathering all evil to itself. Very soon they will have radicalized an army great enough to launch an assault on the West" said Salman of Saudi Arabia
"You know this? How?" responded Trump the Orange.
"I have seen it" said Salman.
"An Islamtir is a dangerous tool, Salman" the Orange wizard warned.
"Why? Why should we fear to use it?" Salman smirked.
"They are not all accounted for, the lost seeing-stones. We do not know who else may be watching." replied Trump
"The hour is later than you think. Iran’s forces are already moving. The refugees have left Tehran." chided Salman
"Refugees!?" responded Trump, a familiar disgust growing in him now.
"They crossed the Turkish border on Midsummer’s Eve, disguised as men fleeing a war torn Syria" - Salman cooed.
"They've reached Europe!?" Trump screamed.
"They will start a Caliphate, and kill all those who attempt to stop them." Salman replied, now grinning.
"Merkel, Macron, May, They must be warned!" Trump exclaimed.
(all of the doors slam shut)
"You did not seriously think that a reality TV star could contend with the will of Islam. There are none who can. Against the power of the Prophet, there can be no victor. We must join with him Trump, join with Mohammed. Be wise." Salman said.
"Tell me.....friend. When did the Sunnis reason for madness!" Trump shot back.
This post was edited by thesnipa on Jun 15 2018 10:15am