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thought the whole shat his pants thing occurred months ago when he invaded ukraine illegally and his army got knocked back by a bunch of ragtag militias


ragtag militias* that are armed to the teeth with US and EU weapons.
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I'm going to be totally honest with you, if somebody is wearing some kind of perfume or body wash that smells really good, I don't see what's wrong with smelling it and complimenting them.


Thanks for your honesty. No, it's not okay for an old man who's not her grandpa to just randomly go in for a whif. Do let me know if you plan to be anywhere near my daughter, I'll he sure to keep a close eye on your wandering shnoz.
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Have you been around old people? It's not hard for me to believe an old person fell down the steps or pooped themselves. For some old people that stuff is a daily occurrence...



I'm not bothered by it. I've been giggling about it since I read the story and I still am... If the story is completely fake, then somebody deserves an award for making it up...



I would file it in the same place I did with the "Trump eats hamburgers in bed because he's worried about being poisoned" story.

Maybe it's true, maybe it's total BS. Trump did so many different "not traditional" things that I am still shocked that he somehow won over the hearts and minds of most conservatives in America.


No one has claimed old people can't fall and shit themselves but how many times does a source have to lie before you consider their claims untrustworthy?

I didn't say you were bothered by it, I asked why bother discussing it when in your view 70 year olds are just rolling down stairs and shitting themselves on the daily?

That's like being on the fence with QANON nonsense lmao, they are obvious lies and you should be embarrassed to even entertain them. You can hate people without believing every bad thing about them lol.
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Quote (Thebarba @ 2 Dec 2022 18:05)
Thanks for your honesty. No, it's not okay for an old man who's not her grandpa to just randomly go in for a whif. Do let me know if you plan to be anywhere near my daughter, I'll he sure to keep a close eye on your wandering shnoz.


Wow. So you're an olfactory fascist. I see. Well don't worry, as long as you smell like old wine bottles, an ash tray, or like that nasty cheeseburger-BO stench, this isn't going to come up anyways.

I'm fully vaccinated so I still have a sense of smell after covid-19.

I'm sorry you are offended.

Quote (DizzyBusiness @ 2 Dec 2022 18:13)
No one has claimed old people can't fall and shit themselves but how many times does a source have to lie before you consider their claims untrustworthy?


Well by that standard I should just stop paying for my internet bill and not read any news at all.

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I didn't say you were bothered by it, I asked why bother discussing it when in your view 70 year olds are just rolling down stairs and shitting themselves on the daily?


I double checked what you wrote and I guess I misread it. Well, some day you will be 70 years old and you might be rolling down the stairs while pooping yourself, so I feel like it's a pretty valid topic of discussion.

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That's like being on the fence with QANON nonsense lmao, they are obvious lies and you should be embarrassed to even entertain them. You can hate people without believing every bad thing about them lol.


The key difference between this and QAnon is that this is funny and I am fully aware that there's a possibility that it is fake. I am not going to gang up with a bunch of terrorists and storm the US capital over this story... This conversation represents the greatest effort I am willing to exert over this topic.

This post was edited by mki on Dec 2 2022 06:10pm
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https://www.the-sun.com/news/6821624/putin-falls-stairs-soils-himself-cancer/

I'm not sure if I believe this story considering the source.


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Quote (mki @ Dec 2 2022 08:08pm)
Wow. So you're an olfactory fascist. I see. Well don't worry, as long as you smell like old wine bottles, an ash tray, or like that nasty cheeseburger-BO stench, this isn't going to come up anyways.

I'm fully vaccinated so I still have a sense of smell after covid-19.

I'm sorry you are offended.



Well by that standard I should just stop paying for my internet bill and not read any news at all.



I double checked what you wrote and I guess I misread it. Well, some day you will be 70 years old and you might be rolling down the stairs while pooping yourself, so I feel like it's a pretty valid topic of discussion.



The key difference between this and QAnon is that this is funny and I am fully aware that there's a possibility that it is fake. I am not going to gang up with a bunch of terrorists and storm the US capital over this story... This conversation represents the greatest effort I am willing to exert over this topic.


If you believe anything an anonymous online source with a history of false claims says it would probably be for the best, yes.

So you didn't just post it because it's an embarrassing story about Putin? This was actually to spark a larger conversation about how we will all one day face pooping ourselves? Lol I'm excited to see how the thread continues then

Have you read any QANON claims? They are definitely funny, they think a secret ring of pedophiles controlled by the most elite people in the world use pizza parlors as their base of operations. They think Nancy Pelosi is out there slangin kids to peddle influence in politics, how is that not funny?

January 6th has nothing to do with it, I compared it to QANON because that was also an anonymous online persona that constantly made huge bombastic claims that never had any proof and usually turned out to be false.
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