God gives David the power to have vicotry everywhere he goes.

But the Syrians fled before Israel; and David slew of the Syrians seven thousand men which fought in chariots, and forty thousand footmen. 1 Chronicles 19.8

67,000 dead.

PRAISE THY NAME

Because by this deed thou hast given great occasion to the enemies of the LORD to blaspheme, the child also that is born unto thee shall surely die. 12.14

The LORD struck the child that Uriah's wife bare unto David, and it was very sick. 12.15
David therefore besought God for the child; and David fasted, and went in, and lay all night upon the earth. 12.16


Loooong slow death for babby.

1 dead


PRAISE BE THY LORD

This post was edited by lolkggz on Jul 26 2022 12:54pm

Anyone got a the death toll so far from the omnipotent and all forgiving?

This post was edited by lolkggz on Jul 26 2022 12:55pm

May the bong rips be plentiful
4:20 BigSmoke

They F'd with the G man and got told.

Does the son of the creator of the universe have a jsp account?

I’ll amen to that

praise

The individual killings are the more interesting ones.
Like the guy just picking up sticks on sabbath, i forget his name.

Guy picks up a few stick, gets stoned to death for it.


Found the scripture.
Fucking LOL

While the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the Sabbath day. Numbers 15.32

The LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones. 15.35

So that's what they do.

All the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses. 15.36



Gott'em

Based god, anit stick picker upper

This post was edited by lolkggz on Jul 26 2022 01:04pm

You'd think that stoning someone to death would be work? Seems like they should have stoned themselves to death after killing the stick guy, just to be safe.

Whoa, yeah never thought about that.
That is a lot of work.


Whole town is Randy Johnson after that session.

This post was edited by lolkggz on Jul 26 2022 01:13pm