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Jun 19 2022 01:05am
Got up and went right to the little girl. Some motivation for him eh

This post was edited by ChocolateCoveredGummyBears on Jun 19 2022 01:05am
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Jun 19 2022 02:49am
brace yourself joe bike memes incoming
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Jun 19 2022 03:16am
Quote (Subwoofer @ Jun 18 2022 11:30pm)
I keep imagining you trying to link bitchute when IRL people call you a dumbass.

That is all.


"trying"? IRL people laugh at the funny stuff I tell them. sometimes i tell them about the people on JSP :)

im going to tell them about bicycle brandon and how butthurt you got about it :)

Quote (InsaneBobb @ Jun 18 2022 11:56pm)
To be accurate, "fell off his bike" is not a correct description. He had stopped his bike, stood with both feet on the ground, then fell over like a chopped tree. "He fell" is accurate. But he wasn't on the bike when he did so.

Edit: I watched a couple more times, and I may have to throw a fake news stamp on myself. It almost looks like his right foot was caught on the peddle, like he couldn't get it out of a strap, and he fell trying to get it out. That's still a "he fell" as opposed to "he fell off his bike". Still had one foot firmly on the ground and the bike to support him.

Definitely a balance issue, not a bike issue. They may have to look at a stationary bike for him if his equilibrium is that shot.


he put his left foot down then his right foot got tangled up in the pedal as he tried to put that one down. it was a low energy flop over

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Quote (TiStuff @ 19 Jun 2022 02:16)
"trying"? IRL people laugh at the funny stuff I tell them. sometimes i tell them about the people on JSP :)

he put his left foot down then his right foot got tangled up in the pedal as he tried to put that one down. it was a low energy flop over


I've gone and looked at the video taken from the other angle. I'm wondering if Biden is used to riding bikes now. First, anyone who's ridden a bicycle knows that pedal straps are not great to use if there's a lot of stop and go. Mostly they're for longer distance unimpeded pedaling. Second, if you have straps, your first thing to do is get one foot down, stabilize yourself on that foot, lean the bike towards the stable leg, then get your other foot out of the strap and firmly on the ground, then lift your leg over the bike and put the kickstand down. Here's the order of operations as Biden did it:

1. Biden's riding the bike normally.
2. Biden slows down and comes to a stop in front of a small group of people.
3. Biden gets his left foot off the pedal and out from the strap.
4. Biden leans the bike towards the foot that's still caught in the strap.
5. Biden Falls because he did not support himself while attempting to free his foot, but instead put his weight on the bike that he was leaning towards the leg he had no control over.

It was stupid and avoidable. But he did not "fall off his bike" so to speak. More accurately, he fell on his bike, while doing everything wrong in an attempt to free his foot from the pedal strap.

Stupid, avoidable. But he wasn't harmed, so all's fair. If the same thing had occurred with Trump, Obama, Bush, or Clinton, the standard response would have been, "This guy isn't qualified to ride a bicycle for exercise, so give him an actual exercise bike, where these issues won't exist." Therefore, that's my take.

Though I am looking forward to more memes. ;)

This post was edited by InsaneBobb on Jun 19 2022 03:25am
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I've gone and looked at the video taken from the other angle. I'm wondering if Biden is used to riding bikes now. First, anyone who's ridden a bicycle knows that pedal straps are not great to use if there's a lot of stop and go. Mostly they're for longer distance unimpeded pedaling. Second, if you have straps, your first thing to do is get one foot down, stabilize yourself on that foot, lean the bike towards the stable leg, then get your other foot out of the strap and firmly on the ground, then lift your leg over the bike and put the kickstand down. Here's the order of operations as Biden did it:

1. Biden's riding the bike normally.
2. Biden slows down and comes to a stop in front of a small group of people.
3. Biden gets his left foot off the pedal and out from the strap.
4. Biden leans the bike towards the foot that's still caught in the strap.
5. Biden Falls because he did not support himself while attempting to free his foot, but instead put his weight on the bike that he was leaning towards the leg he had no control over.

It was stupid and avoidable. But he did not "fall off his bike" so to speak. More accurately, he fell on his bike, while doing everything wrong in an attempt to free his foot from the pedal strap.

Stupid, avoidable. But he wasn't harmed, so all's fair. If the same thing had occurred with Trump, Obama, Bush, or Clinton, the standard response would have been, "This guy isn't qualified to ride a bicycle for exercise, so give him an actual exercise bike, where these issues won't exist." Therefore, that's my take.

Though I am looking forward to more memes. ;)


i think im the first to coin the term "bicycle brandon" :)
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Jun 19 2022 03:48am
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I understand you’re a descendant of a weaker country that loses war, but as an American man I want to be represented with strength. I actually know what’s right


My country lost and won alot of battles... But you didn't answrer: Biden is an embarassment for your country, so clumsy, because he fell off his bike, right ?
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Jun 19 2022 06:19am
What a completely incompetent boob.
Keep voting....
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Jun 19 2022 07:32am
Near-octogenarian gets foot caught in pedal cage, which has happened to hundreds of thousands of people (or more).

News at 11.
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Jun 19 2022 08:41am
Quote (Surfpunk @ Jun 19 2022 06:32am)
Near-octogenarian gets foot caught in pedal cage, which has happened to hundreds of thousands of people (or more).

News at 11.


and its made him look like a total doofus ......................again

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Biden once mocked Trump over ‘slippery’ ramp descent
https://nypost.com/2021/03/19/biden-once-mocked-trump-over-slippery-ramp-descent/
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Jun 19 2022 08:56am
Quote (Saucisson6000 @ Jun 19 2022 05:48am)
My country lost and won alot of battles... But you didn't answrer: Biden is an embarassment for your country, so clumsy, because he fell off his bike, right ?


You live in a weak country. France is a meme aKa "raise the white flag". If you ain't Canadian/American, chances are that your country is weak and that we could annihilate it.
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