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Voted yes, thanks to Frodo I now participate in corpse worship rituals with fellow Christian's in my community.
Together we shall raise Jesus Christ from the grave and banish all of the worlds sinners straight to the depths of Hell.

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Voted yes, thanks to Frodo I now participate in corpse worship rituals with fellow Christian's in my community.
Together we shall raise Jesus Christ from the grave and banish all of the worlds sinners straight to the depths of Hell.


Jesus Christ's body rose from the dead, there is no corpse. Christianity 101.
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Jun 23 2015 04:49pm
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Jesus Christ's body rose from the dead, there is no corpse. Christianity 101.


How delightfully idiotic.
Tell me more about how Jesus Christ's dead body, wasn't a corpse.
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Jun 23 2015 04:54pm
Quote (Morphmcmanerson @ Jun 23 2015 04:49pm)
How delightfully idiotic.
Tell me more about how Jesus Christ's dead body, wasn't a corpse.


if you come back to life your body is no longer a corpse.

When your heart stops beating your body is a corpse, if it starts beating again your body is no longer a corpse.
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Quote (Morphmcmanerson @ Jun 23 2015 05:49pm)
How delightfully idiotic.
Tell me more about how Jesus Christ's dead body, wasn't a corpse.


A corpse is a dead body. Jesus Christ rose from the dead. The whole basis for our faith relies on Jesus rising from the dead.

Troll smarter son.
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Jun 23 2015 05:02pm
Quote (IceMage @ Jun 23 2015 05:55pm)
A corpse is a dead body. Jesus Christ rose from the dead. The whole basis for our faith relies on Jesus rising from the dead.

Troll smarter son.



He rose from the dead, and has been alive since?

Or is he no longer living, making him a corpse.
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Jun 23 2015 05:04pm
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He rose from the dead, and has been alive since?

Or is he no longer living, making him a corpse.


Jesus Christ's body rose from the dead, ascended to heaven, and when the second coming happens He will be here in His glorified body.

Somehow I'm not surprised you don't grasp the basics.
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Quote (IceMage @ Jun 23 2015 06:04pm)
Jesus Christ's body rose from the dead, ascended to heaven, and when the second coming happens He will be here in His glorified body.

Somehow I'm not surprised you don't grasp the basics.


so.... magic?

lol
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