all of you seem to misunderstand....

all other religions are wrong, you are wrong, everybody who isnt Christian is wrong

now is the time for some real truth bombs on you faithless heathens, i will live in heaven for eternity with God and he shall dwell in me and be my God




FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD HE GAVE HIS ONE AND ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, FOR WHOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHALL NOT PERISH BUT HAVE ETERNAL LIFE

THAT IS HOW GOD IS, THAT IS WHO GOD IS, PRAISE THE LORD

Just remember God doesn't want to turn you into me

he wants to turn you into the perfect you

Few questions

If I become a Christian and die, does that mean I have to listen to you rant like this in heaven for all eternity?

Where do dogs/cats go when they die? Is there a distinction between wild animals and pets in the afterlife?

If Adam and Eve were the first two people, who did their children conceive more people with?

Why did God make dinosaurs? Or dinosaur bones, whichever.

Is there a correct version of Christianity? There are different interprations of the Bible and it has changed throughout time, are all Christians equal in your eyes?

1. in heaven you may be ranting to me

2. dogs and cats will continue to exist, but God will change their behavior so it's possible there will be no eating eachother

3. their children went into the world and conceived with neanderthals

4. God made Dinosaurs because he loved them

5. the correct version of Christianity are the people who accept what Jesus did on the Cross and rose again 3 days later

Such a low effort bait thread.

1. That doesn't sound very fun for you, I apologize in advance if that happens.

2. So if I have say, 100 pets before I die, will I get to keep all of them with me in heaven? Or is there a limit, and could it be any animal? If I had a humpback whale that I considered a pet would I be able to keep it in heaven and if so do you think I would have a big fish tank or would their just be an ocean I could visit to hang out with my whale?

3. That seems like it would be hard to do, how did they convince the Neanderthals to go along with this?

4. Why do you think he allowed them to go extinct if he loved them?

5. So does that mean the other rules and teachings are superfluous?

since you dont know anything about scripture i will enlighten you. bolded part is in prophecy. you have not shown it to be false you have verified it.

2 Thessalonians 2:1-3
King James Version

2 Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him,

2 That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.

3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;




what greater humility than repentance?

eegads............ hope you do repent and make it to heaven so i can make fun of your questions.

im not so sure if its actual bait gamer....

I think he actually meant it.
At first I thought it was a bait.