what about if we get those servers back on roller skates and install a retractable blade so they can roundhouse slash throats?

That's too old school. They should be on electric Segways fully armed with a bulletproof vest.

If parents are leaving guns sitting beside their kids in vehicles blades just wont do it.

i just hope for every poor sonic worker that's shot there's at LEAST 10 parents who eat a bullet from their kid.

i accidentally left a fixed blade exacto knife out in the garage and only got there a second before my toddler. good fucking luck getting a kid to set something like a weapon down.

Isn’t it extremely fucking disappointing they do not have cute girls in roller skates at most sonics? I don’t eat fast food but I would definitely bring my wife out for a dumb milkshake or something if they still had the gimmick.

hot girls are a thing of the past in fast food anywhere near me. you'd get your food delivered by a 40 year old on skates with 3 teeth left and tracks on her arms.

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We can only hope that people will come to their senses and realize that kids could arm themselves. We should at minimum consider concealed carry around them if not fully open carry to let those children know we will fuck them up.