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Feb 10 2021 03:54pm
Quote (Sixers @ Feb 10 2021 05:41am)
Science >

Being an adult and having an imaginary friend in the sky who you call a god is not healthy.


I posted an article about that very thing, 8 years ago. https://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=66747269&f=125&p=447280185

It still holds true to this very day.
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Feb 10 2021 04:31pm
DAMN that no bar is getting spicy.
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Feb 10 2021 10:33pm
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DAMN that no bar is getting spicy.


you have discovered nothing new
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Quote (TiStuff @ Feb 10 2021 11:33pm)
you have discovered nothing new


Thats because ive been looking for god. Nowhere to be found.
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Feb 11 2021 12:42pm
God is everywhere
Therefore God is in my ass
God is a dude
God is a dude who is in my ass
God is gay and raping me


God sees everything
Therefore God watches gay porn
Therefore God is gay

This post was edited by Thor123422 on Feb 11 2021 12:43pm
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Feb 11 2021 12:52pm
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God is a dude


This is highly disputed. If god created man in his own image, but man can only "give life" through a woman, it's highly probable god is a woman.

You aren't being gay, you're getting pegged.
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This is highly disputed. If god created man in his own image, but man can only "give life" through a woman, it's highly probable god is a woman.

You aren't being gay, you're getting pegged.


You're speaking an awful lot of heresy for somebody in crusading distance.
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Feb 11 2021 01:01pm
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You're speaking an awful lot of heresy for somebody in crusading distance.


I'm not religious. And my First Amendment Right is every bit as legitimate of theirs. :)
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Feb 11 2021 03:55pm
Quote (Thor123422 @ Feb 11 2021 10:42am)
God is everywhere
Therefore God is in my ass
God is a dude
God is a dude who is in my ass
God is gay and raping me


God sees everything
Therefore God watches gay porn
Therefore God is gay


and God still loves you, even after all that
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Feb 11 2021 04:17pm
Quote (InsaneBobb @ Feb 11 2021 10:52am)
This is highly disputed. If god created man in his own image, but man can only "give life" through a woman, it's highly probable god is a woman.

You aren't being gay, you're getting pegged.



Quote (InsaneBobb @ Feb 11 2021 10:52am)
This is highly disputed. If god created man in his own image, but man can only "give life" through a woman, it's highly probable god is a woman.

You aren't being gay, you're getting pegged.


Why not start a thread about? sounds like rational grounds for discussion apart from fighting,
the atheists can chime in without feeling judged and the catholics might be open to it.

All scripture is good for correction and training in righteousness.
its 2021 and with a female vice, concept of matriarchy isn't something new.

This post was edited by lodd222 on Feb 11 2021 04:19pm
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