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First of all, if you want honest discussion don't call me names. Secondly, there are a few places that claim that they have the arc. The Ethiopian Jews claim they have it also. I don't think the Catholic Church even claims to have it. Some say it is under the Temple Mount.


The Catholics are the kings of Satans hold on Earth. They have been annoited by Jesus as Satans servants. Of course they have the symbol of Satans power on Earth in their capital. Use your brain.

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The Catholics are the kings of Satans hold on Earth. They have been annoited by Jesus as Satans servants. Of course they have the symbol of Satans power on Earth in their capital. Use your brain.


it is true that Jesus and Satan are locked in battle. The prices are human souls. So 90% of the Church is currupted, just like 90% of the rest of the world.

Jesus said: Satan is weak against the weakest of believers!
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it is true that Jesus and Satan are locked in battle. The prices are human souls. So 90% of the Church is currupted, just like 90% of the rest of the world.

Jesus said: Satan is weak against the weakest of believers!


That is incorrect. Jesus has convinced you that he fights satan, but in reality they work together to turn you away from the truth.

The only true father is Zeus, whos holy DC flows through our nervous system like lightning, and whos prophet Edison improved our lives so much.

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That is incorrect. Jesus has convinced you that he fights satan, but in reality they work together to turn you away from the truth.

The only true father is Zeus, whos holy DC flows through our nervous system like lightning, and whos prophet Edison improved our lives so much.


U forget Joseph Swan if I remember good
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The Catholics are the kings of Satans hold on Earth. They have been annoited by Jesus as Satans servants. Of course they have the symbol of Satans power on Earth in their capital. Use your brain.


I am not a Catholic and have many issues with them, but to say that the Catholic Church is the king of satan's hold on earth is pretty harsh. I don't believe that Jesus annointed them as satan's servants either. Symbol of satan's power? What would that be? I AM using my brain.
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I am not a Catholic and have many issues with them, but to say that the Catholic Church is the king of satan's hold on earth is pretty harsh. I don't believe that Jesus annointed them as satan's servants either. Symbol of satan's power? What would that be? I AM using my brain.


The ark was a symbol of Satan fooling man into worshipping him and later on his errand boy, Jesus.
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The ark was a symbol of Satan fooling man into worshipping him and later on his errand boy, Jesus.



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That is incorrect. Jesus has convinced you that he fights satan, but in reality they work together to turn you away from the truth.

The only true father is Zeus, whos holy DC flows through our nervous system like lightning, and whos prophet Edison improved our lives so much.


1 Jesus is not heavy combat with mean muscles and heavy machine guns. Jesus is a nice guy. It's more like Satan is tempting Jesus, and everyone. Their fault if they're suckers
2 What truth do you want? that you love money? that you must work hard all your life at a shit job? that you must eat at MacDonalds and fancy restaurants? so yeah, Jesus is lying
3 TV sucks anyway. I got rid of my tv 2 and a half years ago. Never felt better

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1 Jesus is not heavy combat with mean muscles and heavy machine guns. Jesus is a nice guy. It's more like Satan is tempting Jesus, and everyone. Their fault if they're suckers
2 What truth do you want? that you love money? that you must work hard all your life at a shit job? that you must eat at MacDonalds and fancy restaurants? so yeah, Jesus is lying
3 TV sucks anyway. I got rid of my tv 2 and a half years ago. Never felt better


Jesus does not combat satan at all

He works with him to steer people from the truth
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1 Jesus is not heavy combat with mean muscles and heavy machine guns. Jesus is a nice guy. It's more like Satan is tempting Jesus, and everyone. Their fault if they're suckers
2 What truth do you want? that you love money? that you must work hard all your life at a shit job? that you must eat at MacDonalds and fancy restaurants? so yeah, Jesus is lying
3 TV sucks anyway. I got rid of my tv 2 and a half years ago. Never felt better


You aware that Jesus and Satan are taking their shower together ?
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