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Dec 7 2020 04:25am
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The Titanic was definitely longer than Noah's Ark. However, all of the space within the Titanic was used. All the cars and dormitories for private space, along with everything else like the furniture.

Noah's Ark was built specifically for survival. The Titanic was built for a voyage. For that reason I would say no.


And how would the millions of animals nourish their bodies on the ark? Nobody knows the length of time the supposed ark was on the supposed flooded earth. Some say a year or more. How could you survive that long having to feed literally millions of mouths?
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Dec 7 2020 04:28am
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And how would the millions of animals nourish their bodies on the ark? Nobody knows the length of time the supposed ark was on the supposed flooded earth. Some say a year or more. How could you survive that long having to feed literally millions of mouths?


Oh that's easy: Genesis 6:21 - "You are to take every kind of food that is to be eaten and store it away as food for you and for them."

They looked after the animals. The Ark wasn't built overnight. Noah had plenty of time to gather all the food that he would need.
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Dec 7 2020 04:32am
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Oh that's easy: Genesis 6:21 - "You are to take every kind of food that is to be eaten and store it away as food for you and for them."

They looked after the animals. The Ark wasn't built overnight. Noah had plenty of time to gather all the food that he would need.


its a mathematical impossibility, especially if they were on it for a year or more to feed millions of growing animals, which, as they grew, wouod require even more food. youre absolutely brain dead if you think thats even remotely possible posting a bible verse doesnt prove anything either. all it proves is intellectual laziness

Btw u fucked up ur grammar in that response, grammar king.

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its a mathematical impossibility, especially if they were on it for a year or more to feed millions of growing animals, which, as they grew, wouod require even more food. youre absolutely brain dead if you think thats even remotely possible posting a bible verse doesnt prove anything either. all it proves is intellectual laziness


No, it proves that your questions are answered in the passage. It's right there, clear as crystal. You may not be able to fathom how they managed to do it but the fact of the matter is, Noah did it. If you work out the mathematics it took somewhere between 55 and 75 years to build the Ark. That is more than enough time to store up food that will be used over the course of a year. Everything is all there, written down and just waiting for you to open the book and study them.
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Dec 7 2020 04:39am
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

Go drink some cianide and tell me how you feel. Jesus said if u believe it won't harm u :rofl:

It's a passage in YOUR bible. Crystal clear, right? :rofl:

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28 Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.

Huh... What do u know... Another "crystal clear" passage. This was written 2000 years ago... Jesus hasn't come and I'm gonna guess that those ppl have been dead for a very long time :rofl: :wallbash:
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17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

Go drink some cianide and tell me how you feel. Jesus said if u believe it won't harm u :rofl:

It's a passage in YOUR bible. Crystal clear, right? :rofl:


Ahh, I remember when Morphmcmanerson tried the same thing. Too bad he is no longer among us.

That is the thing with your illogical approach. You don't take the time to study the scripture in great detail. You will not go to do your own research. You will purposefully present a verse out of context and make me go and find the answer for you.

You will then deny it and dodge like the many who have done so before you.
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Dec 7 2020 04:46am
Are u aware that mosses murdered a man too? Oh but god murdered the entire population of earth except mosses and his family because he was so righteous.... But he literally sinned and killed an Egyptian man...
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28 Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.

Huh... What do u know... Another "crystal clear" passage. This was written 2000 years ago... Jesus hasn't come and I'm gonna guess that those ppl have been dead for a very long time :rofl: :wallbash:


Are you the new Morphmcmanerson? He died a long time ago. He was doing the same things you are doing now, presenting a single verse out of context and twisting the meaning to suit your own agenda. What you are doing is not new. It is a pathetic attempt to undermine the word of God.
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Are u aware that mosses murdered a man too? Oh but god murdered the entire population of earth except mosses and his family because he was so righteous.... But he literally sinned and killed an Egyptian man...


Again, you have Moses and Noah mixed up. You really do not know the Bible well at all do you?
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