How To Get To Heaven When You Die - Topic

Surfpunk

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#1501

Nov 23 2020 07:41pm

Quote (Thor123422 @ Nov 23 2020 07:23pm)

The only places I get told a guy is the way to heaven is a gay bar and church

But is he IN you?

xfrodobagginsx

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#1502

Nov 25 2020 02:08pm

Please take the time to read this first post and vote in the poll if you haven't yet.

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#1503

Nov 25 2020 02:30pm

Quote (xfrodobagginsx @ Nov 25 2020 02:08pm)

Please take the time to read this first post and vote in the poll if you haven't yet.

Quote (Surfpunk @ Nov 23 2020 07:41pm)

But is he IN you?

If I let Jesus in me, but I'm in a public park, will I get arrested?

Surfpunk

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#1504

Nov 25 2020 02:50pm

Quote (Thor123422 @ Nov 25 2020 02:30pm)

If I let Jesus in me, but I'm in a public park, will I get arrested?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a022d6a15dee70215660d4b0acc97773/tenor.gif

Nah. They'll arrest Jesus for rape.

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#1505

Nov 25 2020 07:11pm

Quote (Thor123422 @ Nov 26 2020 06:30am)

If I let Jesus in me, but I'm in a public park, will I get arrested?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a022d6a15dee70215660d4b0acc97773/tenor.gif

What does it matter? You'll gladly get arrested for Jesus just like Paul did.

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#1506

Nov 25 2020 08:11pm

Quote (Thor123422 @ Nov 25 2020 03:30pm)

If I let Jesus in me, but I'm in a public park, will I get arrested?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a022d6a15dee70215660d4b0acc97773/tenor.gif

Stop being a super spreader. Social distance and follow the science.

Thor123422

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#1507

Nov 25 2020 08:55pm

Quote (EndlessSky @ Nov 25 2020 08:11pm)

Stop being a super spreader. Social distance and follow the science.

I'm already avoiding everybody except my mother on Thanksgiving

xfrodobagginsx

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#1508

Nov 26 2020 08:38pm

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!

SuperSpreader

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#1509

Nov 27 2020 08:58am

Quote (EndlessSky @ Nov 25 2020 10:11pm)

Stop being a super spreader. Social distance and follow the science.

hey
what's wrong with super spreading?
it's the cure!

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#1510

Nov 27 2020 09:17am

just voted no, see you guys in heck

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