That reminds me of Patrice Oneal asking the women in the audience to tell him how they would keep hold of their man if they didn't have a vagina anymore.
When they suggested actions like blowjobs and giving their man anal, Patrice told them he'd given them a chance to tell him about their wonderfull personalities, but instead they chose to define themselves as a series of holes.

Man, I almost pissed myself when that happened.

I saw that stand up special as well. I laughed so hard my roommate thought I was actually dying.

Patrice OP

Was an absolute genius. Miss the shit out of that guy. RIP.

He's eh. Tries really hard to be edgy, to me he's hit or miss.

Perhaps. But the hits are pure gold.
You heard his story about how he found out he had diabetes?

Yeah xD

Slow news day, just casting a line.

also reminds me of the seminar on "equal pay" where the guy asks women to sit down when he mentions types of jobs that they wouldn't do (see: travel, work outside, etc) and by the end out of like 300 women only about 3 are standing.

I liked Bill Burr's bit on that.