Wanna hear something truly sad? My wifey likes frozen brown and serve sausage links from the microwave more than a fresh batch of pan fried bacon.

But one time i got sweet sweet revenge on her "i dont really like bacon" attitude. I cooked the links in the pan and just drenched those fuckers in bacon grease. She tastes them and goes "are these a new kind these are way better than usual". Yeah, slurp that grease up baby, i knew you liked it.

LOL WAT. That's just wrong.

Funny thing, I just pulled a pack of those out of the back of the freezer, didn't realize they were back there. Ended up slapping a jimmy dead sausage egg and cheese biscuit in the toaster oven.
Would've pan fried the links up with some eggs, but the sausage biscuit cooked faster, haha.

This post was edited by Arsenic_Touch on Aug 11 2016 08:49am

I feel like the only weird fucker who likes scrapple and corn beefed hash. All this talk of breakfast food...

Or cream chipped beef.

This post was edited by CarsV on Aug 11 2016 08:53am

my father always liked scrapple
i like corned beef hash

Grew up on that stuff and that's all my father ate while he was on chemo. I hate it now.

brown and serve will do in a pinch but its certainly no fresh bacon. I just don't get someone not liking bacon, it conceptually is beyond my grasp.





i will wreck a can of corn beef hash all by myself about once every 3-6 months. Its my go to "oh the wife is gone" dinner. I just dump the can in a hot pan with a bit of oil for crispiness and eat it on 4-5 pcs of toast like open faced sandwiches. if you've got a bit of beef gravy for the top that's legit as well.

This post was edited by thesnipa on Aug 11 2016 09:26am

Corned Beef hash is one of my favorite foods on earth.

Googled scrapple and it looks like our goetta. Good stuff.

I know this. I agree with your cause, just not with your method.



Yes, but does that extend to shaming and whatnot? Do you suggest we do the same with smokers? With people who practice dangerous sports? With people who refuse to see a doctor when they should?

Where do you draw the line of how unhealthy a person can be without being the constant target of humiliating, demotivating criticism?