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Mar 8 2016 09:12am
Quote (Thor123422 @ Mar 8 2016 09:55am)
My wife is a unicorn. 2 on the crazy scale, 8 on hotness, no scars from a procedure.


Its a slow festering secret crazy. All bitches are crazy. From my lips to God's ears.
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Mar 8 2016 09:17am
Quote (Skinned @ Mar 8 2016 09:12am)
Its a slow festering secret crazy. All bitches are crazy. From my lips to God's ears.


She was raised super sheltered because her father was a cop and knew what all the skeletons were in the small town they lived in, but weren't religious so you don't have the crazy sexual taboo that drives them to rebellion.

So far I haven't seen any hints she's crazy, as long as she has YouTube and her cats she's happy
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Mar 8 2016 09:21am
e/ Wrong thread

This post was edited by cambovenzi on Mar 8 2016 09:21am
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Mar 8 2016 09:28am
Quote (Thor123422 @ Mar 8 2016 09:17am)
She was raised super sheltered because her father was a cop and knew what all the skeletons were in the small town they lived in, but weren't religious so you don't have the crazy sexual taboo that drives them to rebellion.

So far I haven't seen any hints she's crazy, as long as she has YouTube and her cats she's happy


Doesn't sound like a 2 on the crazy scale to me.
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Mar 8 2016 09:29am
Quote (Santara @ Mar 8 2016 09:28am)
Doesn't sound like a 2 on the crazy scale to me.


We've only got two, else I would agree
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Mar 8 2016 09:58am
Quote (Skinned @ 8 Mar 2016 16:06)
Do welfare/nonprofit people call each other unicorns there too?



What?

I'm talking magical, glittering, horned horses that shit rainbows.
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Mar 8 2016 10:02am
Quote (hATemOnkEy @ Mar 8 2016 09:58am)
What?

I'm talking magical, glittering, horned horses that shit rainbows.


Shit pepperjack cheeseburgers
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Mar 8 2016 10:26am
Quote (Thor123422 @ Mar 8 2016 10:55am)
My wife is a unicorn. 2 on the crazy scale, 8 on hotness, no scars from a procedure.


Thats a leprecorn. The mythical offspring of a leprechaun and a unicorn.

The productive wife is also indicated in your horoscope, quite strongly.
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yes please
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