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May 14 2020 08:22pm
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That's a few less mouths to feed now. Population control is taken very seriously.
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That's a few less mouths to feed now. Population control is taken very seriously.


They went to heaven. If Christians really believed they were going to heaven they would celebrate things like terminal cancer.
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They went to heaven. If Christians really believed they were going to heaven they would celebrate things like terminal cancer.


I'm sure they did. As for terminal cancer nobody is ever happy to receive that dreaded news. At the same time I wouldn't spend the remainder of my life in despair waiting for the inevitable death.
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They went to heaven. If Christians really believed they were going to heaven they would celebrate things like terminal cancer.


you're becoming sick bro

Satan is taking his time with you, isn't he?

you are an old man now, celebrating the death of 3 innocent children...



“They broke into the home of Jonathan Yakubu, 40, and slaughtered him,” Binniyat said. “They also killed his wife, Sheba Yakubu, 32, and hacked to death their only three children, Patience, 13; Revelation, 6; and Rejoice, 4, thus wiping out the entire Yakubu household. We met relations of the Yakubu’s who were sobbing beyond consolation in front of the house Yakubu had built.”
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Quote (caswallen @ May 15 2020 01:48am)
you're becoming sick bro
Satan is taking his time with you, isn't he?
you are an old man now, celebrating the death of 3 innocent children...
“They broke into the home of Jonathan Yakubu, 40, and slaughtered him,” Binniyat said. “They also killed his wife, Sheba Yakubu, 32, and hacked to death their only three children, Patience, 13; Revelation, 6; and Rejoice, 4, thus wiping out the entire Yakubu household. We met relations of the Yakubu’s who were sobbing beyond consolation in front of the house Yakubu had built.”


Dude, you believe the children went to heaven. That means you should celebrate. I mean, I hope you do, because God is a sick fucker if he sends a 6 year old to hell.

They were all Christians though, so they should go to heaven, so we should celebrate their passing into heaven.

Like I said, the fact that Christians don't meet a terminal cancer diagnosis with glee is a good indicator of what they actually believe.
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Dude, you believe the children went to heaven. That means you should celebrate. I mean, I hope you do, because God is a sick fucker if he sends a 6 year old to hell.

They were all Christians though, so they should go to heaven, so we should celebrate their passing into heaven.

Like I said, the fact that Christians don't meet a terminal cancer diagnosis with glee is a good indicator of what they actually believe.


dude a multiple murder takes place where children were hacked to death, and Satan gets you to post "good" on here, because he needs you to continue fighting Christians... think about it... Satan's a dick...
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dude a multiple murder takes place where children were hacked to death, and Satan gets you to post "good" on here, because he needs you to continue fighting Christians... think about it... Satan's a dick...


i used to slaughter ants by the hundreds :cry:

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Dude, you believe the children went to heaven. That means you should celebrate. I mean, I hope you do, because God is a sick fucker if he sends a 6 year old to hell.

They were all Christians though, so they should go to heaven, so we should celebrate their passing into heaven.

Like I said, the fact that Christians don't meet a terminal cancer diagnosis with glee is a good indicator of what they actually believe.


John 11:35 - Jesus wept.

That's right, Jesus himself wept when Lazarus was dead. Even though he knew that he was going to raise Lazarus from the dead, Jesus wept.

Just because you know the end result, doesn't mean you are emotionless during the sad parts.
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Man I remember seeing these threads from like 2007, still going strong.
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