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May 4 2020 06:07pm
Quote (caswallen @ May 4 2020 07:06pm)
i've watched tons of his stuff...

just watch some of the possessed people he helped... there are tons of exorcisms... and they are nothing like what you expect... ITS NOTHING LIKE THE EXORCIST MOVIE



TRUST ME THOR WATCH SOME OF HIS STUFF... DONT LET YOUR DEMONS CONFUSE YOU AND STOP YOU FROM WATCHING


How about this. Pick me out your top 3, and I'll watch those. Keep them under ~5 minutes each if you can, and if the videos are longer just tell me what times to watch.
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May 4 2020 06:13pm
Quote (Thor123422 @ May 4 2020 06:07pm)
How about this. Pick me out your top 3, and I'll watch those. Keep them under ~5 minutes each if you can, and if the videos are longer just tell me what times to watch.


well you need to give them more than 5 minutes...


i'll tell you what I'll do.... i will explain most of them to you...

ok here is the gist...


the church is full of people... the prophet talks about god, and people are praising god, and singing praises... many people in the crowd are crying and worshipping...
then the holy spirit (God) leads the prophet around the church... and spontaneously he will start laying hands on people he doesn't know... going around laying hands on people...
and then eventually he will lay hands on someone who gets all defensive, and these people literally came to the church to cast witch spells on people, etc. because they are not chrisitians... they literally had demons telling them to go to the church to fuck with people... with voodoo, witchcraft, etc.
and then the prophet will start talking to the person and THEY LITERALLY MANIFEST THEIR DEMONS, they will start acting like demons and the prophet will cast out demons from them...

then usually after demons are cast out from someone... the person confesses to everything and gives their testimony ... about what happened in their life that lead them to try attacking christians in the church... AND THEY ALWAYS CONVERT AND TURN THEIR LIFE TO CHRIST
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May 4 2020 06:22pm
Quote (caswallen @ May 4 2020 07:13pm)
well you need to give them more than 5 minutes...
i'll tell you what I'll do.... i will explain most of them to you...
ok here is the gist...
the church is full of people... the prophet talks about god, and people are praising god, and singing praises... many people in the crowd are crying and worshipping...
then the holy spirit (God) leads the prophet around the church... and spontaneously he will start laying hands on people he doesn't know... going around laying hands on people...
and then eventually he will lay hands on someone who gets all defensive, and these people literally came to the church to cast witch spells on people, etc. because they are not chrisitians... they literally had demons telling them to go to the church to fuck with people... with voodoo, witchcraft, etc.
and then the prophet will start talking to the person and THEY LITERALLY MANIFEST THEIR DEMONS, they will start acting like demons and the prophet will cast out demons from them...

then usually after demons are cast out from someone... the person confesses to everything and gives their testimony ... about what happened in their life that lead them to try attacking christians in the church... AND THEY ALWAYS CONVERT AND TURN THEIR LIFE TO CHRIST


Sounds like a bad TV show, and not anything remotely convincing.
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May 4 2020 07:00pm
Quote (Thor123422 @ May 4 2020 06:22pm)
Sounds like a bad TV show, and not anything remotely convincing.


I am 100% convinced.. just ask God yourself if TB Joshua is for real... God let me know bro... also I have witnessed myself, the things some of the demons mentioned...


am 100% convinced I know those demons... and I am 100% convinced the demons were cast out in the mighty name of jesus... and I am 100% convinced the people afflicted are healed by God, and are now saved

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May 4 2020 07:08pm
watch this thor... you dont have to watch the whole thing...

watch 5 minutes and then watch more if you feel compelled to keep watching


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May 4 2020 10:38pm
[QUOTE=EndlessSky,May 4 2020 04:06pm]https://i.imgflip.com/x2k0e.jpg[/QUOTE]









https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ctgn7kKYHo

The form of the destructor: (White goo=Yeast or candida)=100ftM-arshmallow-M-an)
MM=MiliMeter electrical Radiation(5g) - pinkish.
100=champignon when a=1. aka (mushroom/yeast).

https://www.britannica.com/science/Candida-albicans
https://fortunascorner.com/2019/04/08/fungus-immune-to-drugs-quietly-sweeps-the-globe-the-next-pandemic-how-plagues-really-work/?fbclid=IwAR0bDlHiHIlS05cEVKATZXpZ-CgAhpO-pKmf6ESDRpiI7WPNViVaE-E2huM

script:
"Ohhh I get it...
(Crown+Spikes plague Tower):
...What did you do ray m-ashhit."
"MÜther.Pus.Bucket" :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samael

https://www.britannica.com/science/Oedipus-complex

The dark mÜther destroying life (consciousness) via the unconscious(corrupting thoughts thus creations):


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6CGYoxdADQ

The destroyers power over the airwaves: (5g pinkish electrical radiation):


Decalcifying the pineal gland restores benevolent capability though many choose darkness none the less.
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May 4 2020 11:38pm
Quote (caswallen @ May 4 2020 08:08pm)
watch this thor... you dont have to watch the whole thing...

watch 5 minutes and then watch more if you feel compelled to keep watching

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF-vKrYyqOY


And.... you buy this?

I want to laugh at you, but there's another part of me that just finds it sad that you are so gullible.
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May 4 2020 11:50pm
Quote (Thor123422 @ May 4 2020 11:38pm)
And.... you buy this?

I want to laugh at you, but there's another part of me that just finds it sad that you are so gullible.


oh I believe it bro... 100%


praise be to god!
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May 5 2020 12:01am
Quote (caswallen @ May 5 2020 12:50am)
oh I believe it bro... 100%

praise be to god!


Yeah, I know you believe it. And it's sad that you think this obvious act is good evidence.
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May 5 2020 12:08am
Quote (Thor123422 @ May 5 2020 12:01am)
Yeah, I know you believe it. And it's sad that you think this obvious act is good evidence.


let me guess... you think this is staged?

that the people in the church aren't worshipping?

that the prophet paid these people to act like they are afflicted?

that these people are lying in front of god and the world, about their testimony?

that these people are lying to you... because... they want you to walk through life believing in something bogus?


AND YOU THINK TO YOURSELF... THESE PEOPLE ARE LYING, I DONT WANT TO CHANGE MY LIFE... I DONT NEED TO... EVERYONE ELSE ARE INFERIOR... ONLY A BABY THAT HASNT BEEN LIED TO BEFORE WOULD BELIEVE THIS...


well let me tell you bro... I believe 100% this is real... I know there are liars in the world... but I sense something different here...
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