Yeah, tell that to my wife’s grandma, whose entire family was exterminated by the Nazis. But thank you for showing your true colors
A grandson once asks his grandfather:
— Grandpa, did you really take part in World War II?
— Yes, my boy.
— And is it true you were taken prisoner?
— Yes, my boy.
— Grandpa, how did you escape from captivity?
— The Germans told me: either we rape you, or we shoot you.
— So what did you choose?
— They shot me dead, my boy.