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Apr 10 2020 08:12pm
Quote (CPK001 @ Apr 10 2020 04:03pm)
Okay, so what do you think the other place will be like?


Serious question. Is it a sin to give my wife the ol' Denver Smoothie on the third tuesday of every month? Asking for a friend.
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Paul 5:8-9
Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.
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Texas Hold Em and blow.


Ahh, so are you one of those people who play Texas Hold Em as well? I used to play that before the whole pandemic thing happened. At the same time, I don't know about you but my whole life doesn't revolve around a pack of 52 cards. Is blow another card game that I don't know about?

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Serious question. Is it a sin to give my wife the ol' Denver Smoothie on the third tuesday of every month? Asking for a friend.


You want to go to the shops and buy your wife a Denver Smoothie drink? How sweet, go for it.
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Quote (CPK001 @ Apr 11 2020 12:19am)
Ahh, so are you one of those people who play Texas Hold Em as well? I used to play that before the whole pandemic thing happened. At the same time, I don't know about you but my whole life doesn't revolve around a pack of 52 cards. Is blow another card game that I don't know about?

You want to go to the shops and buy your wife a Denver Smoothie drink? How sweet, go for it.


Cool. How about a hot cosby? A french exit? IS IT A SIN TO GIVE HER THE COLORADO CHILI DOG AFTER A DONKEY PUNCH!?!??!?!?!

The world must know!

This post was edited by Thor123422 on Apr 10 2020 11:56pm
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Quote (Thor123422 @ Apr 11 2020 03:56pm)
Cool. How about a hot cosby? A french exit? IS IT A SIN TO GIVE HER THE COLORADO CHILI DOG AFTER A DONKEY PUNCH!?!??!?!?!

The world must know!


Let's boil it down to two questions, are you loving God and are you loving others by giving your wife these things?
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Apr 11 2020 01:38am
Quote (CPK001 @ Apr 10 2020 11:47pm)
Let's boil it down to two questions, are you loving God and are you loving others by giving your wife these things?


He's definitely showing love to his wife.

In a manner of speaking.
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Quote (InsaneBobb @ Apr 11 2020 05:38pm)
He's definitely showing love to his wife.

In a manner of speaking.


Ok then.
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Cool. How about a hot cosby? A french exit? IS IT A SIN TO GIVE HER THE COLORADO CHILI DOG AFTER A DONKEY PUNCH!?!??!?!?!

The world must know!


Its only okay if you do it every day.

This post was edited by EndlessSky on Apr 11 2020 08:11pm
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Quote (Thor123422 @ Apr 11 2020 07:56am)
Cool. How about a hot cosby? A french exit? IS IT A SIN TO GIVE HER THE COLORADO CHILI DOG AFTER A DONKEY PUNCH!?!??!?!?!

The world must know!


It's only ok if you do it in the name of Allah
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