Heaven sounds boring. No matter how much I've read, it seems like there's neither challenge nor competition. What's worth eternity without a bit of struggle?

How do I guarantee entrance to the other place?

The Bible makes it clear. Heaven is a place where there will be no more crying and no more pain. Hell is where you will be crying and gnashing your teeth, forever under torment.

So I'm either sentenced to a place where I'm eternally bored, or a place where I'm eternally in pain.

Tell me again why your sky fairy is just?

Because he is defined as justice.

When you chamge the definition anything can be anything!

Boredom is a mortal construct.

Eternally bored? Don't you realize that you will get to see all the others who have put their hope in Christ in Heaven as well? Not like you are going to be on your own with nothing to do.

Great. May as well call it the eternal potluck.

How do I get into the other place again?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I want to hear your side of the story. Tell me the full reason why you are so skeptical.

Skeptical about what?

Challenge is the spice of life. Heaven sounds as though it lacks challenge. Lack of challenge brings boredom and depression. Boredom and depression are the leading causes of suicide.

Imagine an eternity where suicide is your dream. As I said, your heaven sounds dreadful.