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Jul 5 2014 08:44pm
Quote (biblecritic @ Jul 2 2014 06:02am)
im sorry, but no1 goes to heaven when they die

that would make a mockery of the return of jesus, and the resurrection

according to the bible, nothing happens until jesus returns, and only then will the dead rise and be judged

the 1 exception i can think of off the top of my head is moses


That's not true. The Bible says that to be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord. The Lord is in heaven.
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Jul 5 2014 08:46pm
Quote (HighschoolTurd @ Jul 2 2014 06:20am)
I think I posted this a couple months ago.

But I've came to my conclusion that Frodobaggins is not a troll.

https://www.google.com/search?q=xfrodobagginsx&oq=xfrodobagginsx&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8

He has been doing this for roughly 10 years now on separate forums all over the internet. Incredible consistency imo, keep it up..

Maybe 9 years...

http://frappydoo.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3239 Oldest post from him that I could find. Back in 2005, but on his postbit it shows he has more posts, but when viewing his posts, you only see one. So that leads me to believe it was this type of thread. And it was in 2004-05. So I'd say a rough estimate of 9-10 years.


Since 2005. It's my calling to spread the gospel to the masses. The Lord is going to be returning soon.

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Jul 5 2014 08:55pm
Quote (xfrodobagginsx @ 6 Jul 2014 05:46)
Since 2005.  It's my calling to spread the gospel to the masses.  The Lord is going to be returning soon.


you can't force people to believe. if they really want to believe, they will. you're not needed
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Quote (CPK001 @ Jan 27 2014 02:30am)
Oh, I was working all weekend so I couldn't attend. Today I was watching the Royal Rumble anyway where Batista won.

We all know about my 'distractions' where girls seem to think that they can provide hints and think that I can read them. We all know how girls do not value their word and cannot show initiative because I'm the one who has to make every single conversation and make topic.

That is exactly why girls are good for only 70 things, cooking and 69. Nothing else. So if girls aren't the be it all and end it all, then who is? Jesus is.

The promise of girls that was given to me so long ago is a lie which continues to this very day.

The world promises me everything but delivers absolutely nothing that was promised. By this time I have grown some resistance to such things but the one promise that has delivered its expectations is the promise and the hope that we have in Jesus.

The only thing that I can truly turn to in those times are Jesus.


Ew. Can't tell if joking or actually a misogynistic fuck?

I'll enjoy my time in hell by the way. Thanks for trying.

This post was edited by Laur3n on Jul 8 2014 12:12pm
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Jul 8 2014 12:12pm
Quote (Laur3n @ Jul 8 2014 01:11pm)
Ew. Can't tell if joking or actually a misogynistic fuck?


It is always impossible to know if he is serious or imitating a position to poke fun at it.
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Jul 8 2014 12:13pm
Quote (the_rest @ 5 Jul 2014 19:55)
you can't force people to believe. if they really want to believe, they will. you're not needed


He's not forcing anyone by making a thread on the internet... Chill lol
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Jul 8 2014 12:14pm
Quote (Skinned @ Jul 8 2014 12:12pm)
It is always impossible to know if he is serious or imitating a position to poke fun at it.


On a scale of 1 to even, I can't.
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Jul 8 2014 12:19pm
I don't believe in heaven. Christian school for 13 years made me run for my life
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Jul 8 2014 12:21pm
Quote (Lightro @ 8 Jul 2014 11:19)
I don't believe in heaven. Christian school for 13 years made me run for my life


From kindergarten to HS? Daddy and mommy made u go to a Christian school?

Why you leave / don't believe?
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Jul 8 2014 12:23pm
Quote (HighschoolTurd @ Jul 8 2014 10:21am)
From kindergarten to HS? Daddy and mommy made u go to a Christian school?

Why you leave / don't believe?


K-12 and yup was forced. Too long story to type on my phone :P

Was very religious until about 9th grade

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