Quote (EA7 @ Sep 25 2016 10:24am)

You'd better keep me away from any female relatives you have, because I'm sure they'd also acquire an appreciation for my physique.

Speaking of which, I actually did sleep with my friend's sister once. He was a short guy with glasses but his sister was smoking hot. Guess he lost the genetic lottery. Anyway, he was a really nice and cool guy that I knew for many years, so I would come by his place to hang out, play video games, and talk shit regularly. Every time I was there, his sister would wear the skimpiest clothes she had and would find any excuse to try to hang out with us. She would brush up against me way more often than if she was doing it purely by coincidence. Not the most subtle girl, really. She was basically begging for it so any move I made would be sure to work.

One day I came by a couple of hoursearlier than I had arranged previously, knowing my friend would still be at work. His sister was there and offered me a beer. I "accidentally" spilled some all over my shirt. She offers to put it in the wash for me so naturally I agree, revealing my beautifully sculpted pecs and abs. She basically just stares for a while then asks if she can feel them. Anyway, this is a PG-13 sub so we'll leave it at that, but it was like taking candy from a baby honestly.

Now, some people tell me I'm an asshole for betraying my friend's trust like that. However, this is the 21st century. With all these movements like women's independence and slut positivity as a part of third-wave feminism, I figure women should alone have the choice to do as they please with their bodies. And it was pretty clear that what she wanted to do with her body was, well, me. On top of that, I think it would be incredibly selfish for me to be gifted with such a perfect physique and just keep it all to myself. By sharing it with her, I felt like I was doing a form of community service.

My friend never found out about this and we still hang out from time to time. I try to avoid going over to his place though because his sister acts really clingy and I think he'll figure something is up eventually. It was worth it for sure though. I still talk to her on Facebook from time to time and I'm pretty certain I'm redpilled her to the point where she's going to vote Trump. Feels great.

Quote (Skinned @ Sep 25 2016 04:25pm)

Cool story bro.

Quote (EA7 @ Sep 25 2016 10:26am)

Thanks. I have many more. This really was a highlight though.

I sometimes do wish my friend finds out somehow. He's probably too beta to confront me about it anyway, and we would likely remain friends. Then, anytime we got into an argument I could just be like "yeah.. but dude.. I fucked your sister" and he'd shut up right away.

Quote (excellence @ Sep 24 2016 01:49pm)

The circus comes to town! Bill Clinton's ex-mistress Gennifer Flowers AGREES to attend debate after Hillary invites 'dopey' billionaire Mark Cuban to sit in the front row as her guest

Fantastic news.

Quote (Pollster @ 26 Sep 2016 11:36)

It was pretty funny watching Trump's entire campaign come to a screeching halt yesterday, all in order just to put out a damn fire that he himself started with Twitter, yet again. They tried their hardest to find anyone else to blame for this but nobody was buying, and we were treated to yet another TV interview full of howlers from his punchline campaign manager.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/09/watch-jake-tapper-throws-shade-at-kellyanne-conway-for-nixing-gennifer-flowers-debate-invite/

Quote (excellence @ Sep 26 2016 11:57am)

yes Kellyanne Conway got Jake Tapper to state on air not once not twice but three times the name of one of Bill's bimbos he had a long-time affair with. Thanks for that update, 0-3 buddy!
did you know they built a child-sized podium especially designed to make Sec (C)linton look bigger? To-scale podiums :lol: This after a request for a step stool was denied :rofl:

obligatory: thanks for yet another fucking laugh.

Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Sep 26 2016 03:52pm)

Jesus, when did EA7 start writing Mr. Garrison porn?

Quote (EA7 @ 26 Sep 2016 10:58)

Bro how mad are you that whenever you take your shirt off every female (as well as male) in the room becomes sick to their stomach.

I'm sorry I just can't take you seriously. Knowing that you'll never have the same privilege as me to look down in the shower and see a pair of perfectly chiselled abs really makes you an inferior being I'm afraid.

On a politically related note: I am very excited for the debates tonight. I think they'll try to rig it against Trump like all the other debates, but he'll pull through anyway.