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Sep 24 2016 04:56pm
Quote (Beowulf @ Sep 24 2016 03:53pm)
in other words you're going to start making duffman threads and get ignored by most of the internet?


it's funny that you say that while responding to each and every single one :mellow:
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Sep 24 2016 05:37pm
Quote (duffman316 @ Sep 24 2016 02:56pm)
it's funny that you say that while responding to each and every single one :mellow:


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Sep 24 2016 06:22pm
Quote (Beowulf @ Sep 24 2016 10:25pm)
lol

you sound like a frat boy on his first cycle


Funny you mention that. I'm 100% natty. I went to the doctor's recently and my test level is 951 ng/dL. 1100 is pretty much the natural limit so I don't think I need any roids.

That being said, can you imagine how ridiculously delicious I'd look after a few cycles? I mean, I'm pretty sure I'd transcend humankind and venture into the realm of the Greek Gods in terms of physiques.

Given my excellent genetics I wouldn't need a hardcore cycle either. Just some test and AIs or something. But I really don't see the need to do that and expose myself to potential health risks and side effects.

Plus, the vast majority of other men are already trailing way behind me in terms of intelligence and looks. It really wouldn't be fair if I cheated and used roids. I'm a selfless and empathetic person, so I couldn't possibly do that. Really does make you think though...
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Sep 24 2016 06:24pm
Quote (EA7 @ Sep 24 2016 04:22pm)
Funny you mention that. I'm 100% natty. I went to the doctor's recently and my test level is 951 ng/dL. 1100 is pretty much the natural limit so I don't think I need any roids.

That being said, can you imagine how ridiculously delicious I'd look after a few cycles? I mean, I'm pretty sure I'd transcend humankind and venture into the realm of the Greek Gods in terms of physiques.

Given my excellent genetics I wouldn't need a hardcore cycle either. Just some test and AIs or something. But I really don't see the need to do that and expose myself to potential health risks and side effects.

Plus, the vast majority of other men are already trailing way behind me in terms of intelligence and looks. It really wouldn't be fair if I cheated and used roids. I'm a selfless and empathetic person, so I couldn't possibly do that. Really does make you think though...


save it for tinder
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Sep 24 2016 06:31pm
Quote (Beowulf @ Sep 25 2016 01:24am)
save it for tinder


You really did make me think though. I have lot of empathy for people less fortunate than me. I mean, I can remember kids in high school paid private tutors thousands of dollars and took the SAT five times just to settle with a score of 1900. I took it once, got 2350, and never bothered again.

Fat fucks like that spell check guy start sweating when they have to walk up a flight of stairs, and can't do a singe pull up to save their lives. I can just jump up, grab the bar, and bang out 50 pullups in a couple of minutes and be done with it.

People study for exams for months just to barely pass. I pick up the book the night before and walk out with top marks.

I actually do feel kind of bad for people who have it harder than me. But I figure the best thing I can do is use my blessings to their full extent and be an inspiration to others. I mean, I provide a public service every time I go outside and people get to look at me. Every time I open my mouth or type a post I'm providing so much insight and knowledge I am basically doing my charity work for the year.

When I predicted Trump from the beginning, people were all against me saying he wouldn't even stand a chance in the primaries. Look where we are now. Hillary is looking so weak. It's just a great feeling, being so blessed AND knowing Trump is going to win this election and hillshills like you will be butthurt for YEARS to come. I just love being alive. Thanks so much Beowulf.

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Sep 24 2016 06:41pm
Quote (EA7 @ 25 Sep 2016 01:31)
You really did make me think though. I have lot of empathy for people less fortunate than me. I mean, I can remember kids in high school paid private tutors thousands of dollars and took the SAT five times just to settle with a score of 1900. I took it once, got 2350, and never bothered again.

Fat fucks like that spell check guy start sweating when they have to walk up a flight of stairs, and can't do a singe pull up to save their lives. I can just jump up, grab the bar, and bang out 50 pullups in a couple of minutes and be done with it.

People study for exams for months just to barely pass. I pick up the book the night before and walk out with top marks.

I actually do feel kind of bad for people who have it harder than me. But I figure the best thing I can do is use my blessings to their full extent and be an inspiration to others. I mean, I provide a public service every time I go outside and people get to look at me. Every time I open my mouth or type a post I'm providing so much insight and knowledge I am basically doing my charity work for the year.

When I predicted Trump from the beginning, people were all against me saying he wouldn't even stand a chance in the primaries. Look where we are now. Hillary is looking so weak. It's just a great feeling, being so blessed AND knowing Trump is going to win this election and hillshills like you will be butthurt for YEARS to come. I just love being alive. Thanks so much Beowulf.


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Sep 24 2016 07:20pm
Quote (EA7 @ Sep 24 2016 04:07pm)
Guys, to take a moment away from trolling, I just want to say it's been an honour posting with the lot of you these past few months. I appreciate every one of you, even the Hillary supporters.

Life is so good and I am extremely glad to have been a part of this.

I'm very close to finishing my PhD. I already have companies basically begging me to come work for them. Thanks to SJWs, affirmative action, "safe space" culture, and the introduction of degrees such as "women's studies", companies have a very hard time finding actually technically skilled people.

I can literally choose a job pretty much anywhere in the world. Better yet, I've saved up so much money from investments and random software development on the side that I don't even have to work for years if I don't want to. I didn't even put in much effort but thanks to the general level of society being SO low, it's super easy to make money.

I have a physique within top 5% of the male population. In every group of people I hang out with, there is at most one guy who comes even close to my level of physical prowess. Funnily enough, I take no supplements and only go to the gym 3-5 times a week, whenever I feel like it. Movements like "fat acceptance" and the general lack of personal responsibility and discipline in today's generation have dragged the standard SO low that it's easy as fuck to get a body far superior to the majority of the population with minimal effort.

The way people treat you in comparison is just astounding. Men will always ask me for my opinion and will try to imitate me in various aspects, be it diet, clothes, or hairstyle. Women will hang on to my every word, and when I'm hanging out with a group of weak/fat friends the girls basically ignore them and just try to interact with me. When wearing Trump gear out in public, I can see cucks giving me nasty looks but they don't DARE say anything to my face. The minute I look them in the eye they look away rapidly and stare at the ground.

I must say, I would have never gotten this far without you guys. Every time I see a liberal getting really butthurt over Trump it just gives me so much motivation. Every weight I lift, every hour I study, every research paper I publish, I do it knowing cucks out there are mad and jealous as hell because a) they can never accomplish anywhere near as much, and b) they KNOW I'm going to vote for Trump and it pisses them off to no end.

It's been a fun ride. I'm thankful to every single one of you guys, ESPECIALLY the liberal cucks for giving me motivation to better myself. I can't even describe how amazing I'll feel after Trump wins in November. I can barely sit still just thinking about it.


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Sep 24 2016 08:22pm
Quote (Beowulf @ Sep 24 2016 07:24pm)
save it for tinder


You mean Grindr. He can find someone else that appreciates the male body like he does. Get real Greek.
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Sep 24 2016 11:24pm
I enjoy EA7's posts

They really make me think

This post was edited by majorblood on Sep 24 2016 11:25pm
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Sep 25 2016 09:24am
Quote (Skinned @ Sep 25 2016 03:22am)
You mean Grindr. He can find someone else that appreciates the male body like he does. Get real Greek.


You'd better keep me away from any female relatives you have, because I'm sure they'd also acquire an appreciation for my physique.

Speaking of which, I actually did sleep with my friend's sister once. He was a short guy with glasses but his sister was smoking hot. Guess he lost the genetic lottery. Anyway, he was a really nice and cool guy that I knew for many years, so I would come by his place to hang out, play video games, and talk shit regularly. Every time I was there, his sister would wear the skimpiest clothes she had and would find any excuse to try to hang out with us. She would brush up against me way more often than if she was doing it purely by coincidence. Not the most subtle girl, really. She was basically begging for it so any move I made would be sure to work.

One day I came by a couple of hoursearlier than I had arranged previously, knowing my friend would still be at work. His sister was there and offered me a beer. I "accidentally" spilled some all over my shirt. She offers to put it in the wash for me so naturally I agree, revealing my beautifully sculpted pecs and abs. She basically just stares for a while then asks if she can feel them. Anyway, this is a PG-13 sub so we'll leave it at that, but it was like taking candy from a baby honestly.

Now, some people tell me I'm an asshole for betraying my friend's trust like that. However, this is the 21st century. With all these movements like women's independence and slut positivity as a part of third-wave feminism, I figure women should alone have the choice to do as they please with their bodies. And it was pretty clear that what she wanted to do with her body was, well, me. On top of that, I think it would be incredibly selfish for me to be gifted with such a perfect physique and just keep it all to myself. By sharing it with her, I felt like I was doing a form of community service.

My friend never found out about this and we still hang out from time to time. I try to avoid going over to his place though because his sister acts really clingy and I think he'll figure something is up eventually. It was worth it for sure though. I still talk to her on Facebook from time to time and I'm pretty certain I've redpilled her to the point where she's going to vote Trump. Feels great.

This post was edited by EA7 on Sep 25 2016 09:28am
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