Quote (LoverManGenius @ Jul 19 2021 04:57pm)
If I had a magic wand with Godlike power, I would make state sanctioned death matches a thing.
Every disenfranchised, edgy, angry mother fucker would have the opportunity to meet their own kind in combat and potentially find glory. I would do the same for the most savage of criminals as well - they would be able to earn their freedom (to an extent) by participating in team death match and becoming the champion.
Champions of these tournaments would be relocated from prison to an island similar to Alcatraz, except it would be pimped out with all of the modern amenities - complete with internet access, hoes, Lamborghinis, mansions etc. People would also be able to visit this island from the outside if they wished.
Every tournament would have a vast assortment of interesting scenarios and weapons to choose from - and would be filmed for massive profit. Joe Rogan would commentate it and people would absolutely pay for it.
Here are some examples:
White supremacists Vs. hardcore black criminals in some dirty basement - brass knuckles only.
Raging feminists Vs. Angry incels - on a boat - machetes only.
Poachers Vs. Animals such as gorillas and tigers - Melee weapons only.
Child molesters Vs. "The maze" - they don't really have a chance to live, they'll just wander around like the rats they are until my traps systematically kill them 1 by 1 - or they eat each other.

although i'll admit, its probably more efficient than our current legal system.
This post was edited by EndlessSky on Jul 19 2021 03:06pm