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Jan 15 2020 03:47pm
Quote (CPK001 @ Jan 12 2020 04:31am)
Oh please, you fell for it hook, line and sinker. You want to talk about 'embarrassment'? Let's refer to this post here:

http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=79750090&f=119&p=550722693

You say that somebody's grammar is pretty terrible and yet you failed hard at whatever word you were trying to spell on that first sentence.

You are desperately trying to cover up the fact that you had nothing to say in reply. This is the problem with you in that you are not consistent. You don't remember what you have said in the past.
When you are challenged by it then you avoid the question completely and try to play it as some kind of joke in the hopes that the topic moves on.

Not this time. This moment in time will be saved for my entertainment and I shall not hesitate to bring it up time and time again. When you stand for nothing then you'll fall for anything.


So you think I was genuinely advocating for a belief in raptor Jesus?

This post was edited by Thor123422 on Jan 15 2020 03:47pm
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Jan 15 2020 05:05pm
Quote (Thor123422 @ Jan 16 2020 07:47am)
So you think I was genuinely advocating for a belief in raptor Jesus?


Ofcourse not. I genuinely believe that you have no idea what to believe in. You lack direction.
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Jan 16 2020 08:03pm
You must place your Faith in Jesus Christ believing in your heart that He died and rose again shedding His blood to pay for your sins as a sacrifice to God. If you want to accept Jesus free gift of salvation, or if you have any doubts about whether or not you are going to heaven, Pray this prayer from your heart to God in Faith:

”Dear Lord Jesus I believe that You are the Lord and believe in my heart that You died on the Cross and Rose from the dead, shedding your blood as a Sacrifice for my sins. I repent and turn to You as the only way of salvation, I give my life to you, placing my Faith and Trust in You as Lord of my life, Please save me and I thank You for it, in Jesus holy name, Amen.”
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Jan 16 2020 08:14pm
Jesus had two daddies
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Jan 16 2020 09:06pm
Joseph, his physical Dad and God the Father. What is your point?
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Jan 16 2020 09:12pm
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Quote (CPK001 @ Jan 16 2020 07:06pm)
Joseph, his physical Dad and God the Father. What is your point?


Stop feeding the troll, you idiot.
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Jan 16 2020 09:33pm
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Quote (CPK001 @ Jan 16 2020 09:06pm)
Joseph, his physical Dad and God the Father. What is your point?


If Jesus is God and God is Jesus father, does that mean he conceived himself by banging his own mom?
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Jan 16 2020 09:58pm
Quote (pwb3 @ Jan 17 2020 01:12pm)
Stop feeding the troll, you idiot.


What's that? You want me to quote you in every single post from here on out? I shall absolutely do that for you, ma'mm.

Quote (Thor123422 @ Jan 17 2020 01:33pm)
If Jesus is God and God is Jesus father, does that mean he conceived himself by banging his own mom?


Mary was conceived by the Holy Spirit and so Jesus was born of the Virgin Mary. What other questions do you have?
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Jan 16 2020 10:18pm
Quote (CPK001 @ Jan 16 2020 09:58pm)
What's that? You want me to quote you in every single post from here on out? I shall absolutely do that for you, ma'mm.

Mary was conceived by the Holy Spirit and so Jesus was born of the Virgin Mary. What other questions do you have?


Can Jesus roll a blunt so dank even he couldnt smoke it?
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Jan 16 2020 10:22pm
Quote (pwb3 @ Jan 17 2020 01:12pm)
Stop feeding the troll, you idiot.


What's that? You want me to quote you in every single post from here on out? I shall absolutely do that for you, ma'mm.

Quote (Thor123422 @ Jan 17 2020 02:18pm)
Can Jesus roll a blunt so dank even he couldnt smoke it?


Nope. Nor can he make a 4 sided triangle as it will then become a square. There are some things that are literally impossible to do.

Even so that doesn't take away the fact that Jesus is so powerful that He can even allow you to believe in Him.
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