Two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiose_delusions

I have one God the Father, he lives inside me
I have one Teacher, he used to be Christ then Lucifer came and crucified him, so Lucifer was like: dude wtf pick up this here sword! So i picked up the sword. Lucifer said: nice posture man, you look good with it! Thanx pal, can I have some food now ? You shall eat with that sword in your hand

I am God's son.
God sent me on Earth to teach you more.
The global society needs some more knowledge, comprehensions & interpretations.
The global society needs more intelligence.

Do you agree to recognize me as your teacher?

If only god had gifted you with superior English-speaking skills to assist you in your quest. Seems like a bit of an oversight on his part

Sorry but sounds like something a cult leader would say

i'll trust my sword, not you

when?

He does pretty well for ESL, tbh. Like, I'll rag on him for a bunch of shit but credit where credit is due, languages are tough.

When...

When will you trust your sword instead of me?