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Dec 2 2022 03:53pm
Lol "general SVR"

Just check out that telegram, it is basically lvivz level propaganda 24/7 and nothing they say is ever backed up by evidence

The same "report" also says Putin used to wear special absorbent underwear to deal with the apparently constant issue of shitting himself, but had recently decided not to.
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Dec 2 2022 04:06pm
i remember hearing stories bout biden crapping his pants but dont remember details. one time though he told press "my butts been wiped" and then there is that photo of secret service with a diaper bag.
i doubt anyone here is going to defend the putin story. its a fake news story that republicans are putin people.
my butt been wiped?
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Dec 2 2022 04:08pm
Quote (Thebarba @ 2 Dec 2022 15:42)
You're joking, right? Biden does embarrassing old guy shit all the time and the American Media does everything it can to run interference for him. Even when he sniffs your daughter. Oh, it's just old Joe at it again, so cute.


I'm going to be totally honest with you, if somebody is wearing some kind of perfume or body wash that smells really good, I don't see what's wrong with smelling it and complimenting them.

I mean maybe where you live everyone just smells like dirty wine bottles and cigarettes, but some people do make an effort to smell pleasant.

Quote (DizzyBusiness @ 2 Dec 2022 16:53)
The same "report" also says Putin used to wear special absorbent underwear to deal with the apparently constant issue of shitting himself, but had recently decided not to.


You know that's pretty common for old people? I hope that you can avoid it because it's an awful problem to have, but many more people end up with that problem or a similar problem than you realize. Adult diapers is a multibillion dollar a year industry...
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Dec 2 2022 04:09pm
Can we start calling him Pootin?
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Dec 2 2022 04:12pm
Quote (Mondain @ 2 Dec 2022 17:09)
Can we start calling him Pootin?


Via Reddit: Vladischmear Poopin
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Dec 2 2022 04:15pm
Quote (mki @ Dec 2 2022 02:02pm)
https://www.the-sun.com/news/6821624/putin-falls-stairs-soils-himself-cancer/

I'm not sure if I believe this story considering the source.


Sun was citing information from a time traveler source last week if that helps validate it for ya.
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Dec 2 2022 04:25pm
Quote (mki @ Dec 2 2022 06:08pm)
I'm going to be totally honest with you, if somebody is wearing some kind of perfume or body wash that smells really good, I don't see what's wrong with smelling it and complimenting them.

I mean maybe where you live everyone just smells like dirty wine bottles and cigarettes, but some people do make an effort to smell pleasant.



You know that's pretty common for old people? I hope that you can avoid it because it's an awful problem to have, but many more people end up with that problem or a similar problem than you realize. Adult diapers is a multibillion dollar a year industry...


Lol yes you're right, because some old people shit themselves this story is most likely correct and not another in a long line of BS claims the source has produced since it became profitable.

If it's normal and expected for all old people why did you bother posting about it?

Did you by any chance believe the "pee tape" controversy about Trump? Lol
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Dec 2 2022 04:40pm
Quote (DizzyBusiness @ 2 Dec 2022 17:25)
Lol yes you're right, because some old people shit themselves this story is most likely correct and not another in a long line of BS claims the source has produced since it became profitable.


Have you been around old people? It's not hard for me to believe an old person fell down the steps or pooped themselves. For some old people that stuff is a daily occurrence...

Quote (DizzyBusiness @ 2 Dec 2022 17:25)
If it's normal and expected for all old people why did you bother posting about it?


I'm not bothered by it. I've been giggling about it since I read the story and I still am... If the story is completely fake, then somebody deserves an award for making it up...

Quote (DizzyBusiness @ 2 Dec 2022 17:25)
Did you by any chance believe the "pee tape" controversy about Trump? Lol


I would file it in the same place I did with the "Trump eats hamburgers in bed because he's worried about being poisoned" story.

Maybe it's true, maybe it's total BS. Trump did so many different "not traditional" things that I am still shocked that he somehow won over the hearts and minds of most conservatives in America.

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Dec 2 2022 04:45pm
I wonder if Russia has similar stories circulating about Biden?
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Dec 2 2022 04:48pm
thought the whole shat his pants thing occurred months ago when he invaded ukraine illegally and his army got knocked back by a bunch of ragtag militias
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