My people maim themselves for the Lord. But we don't believe in some spooky ghost, or some fake virgin chick.

As the men of Judah shouted … God smote Jeroboam and all Israel before Abijah and Judah. And the children of Israel fled before Judah: and God delivered them into their hand. And Abijah and his people slew them with a great slaughter: so there fell down slain of Israel five hundred thousand chosen men. 13.15b-17

500,000 dead, by the hands of our lord and savior.


ALL PRAISE

This post was edited by lolkggz on Jul 26 2022 12:53pm

They attacked first

The angel of the LORD went out, and smote in the camp of the Assyrians an hundred fourscore and five thousand: and when they arose early in the morning, behold, they were all dead corpses. 2 Kings 19.35, Isaiah 37.36

185,000 dead, by the hands of our lord and savior.

PRAISE BE

This post was edited by lolkggz on Jul 26 2022 12:53pm

Ezekiel 25:17

And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

He killed them because he liked Asa, and Asa did no wrong.
He got in bed with God by destroying temples of the "false gods"


PRAISE BE THE LAWT

This post was edited by lolkggz on Jul 26 2022 12:46pm

that last line kills me

I've seen it so many times and I can never not giggle =P teehee