Imagine getting bent out of shape by a satire site.

You got it wrong.

Elon easily beat those woke clowns at there own game so guess who was bent out of shape ^^

I'm not the one simping for billionaires.

But since you all did it for the money launderer, it really shouldn't come as a surprise that you'd do it here, too.

I'm def not a woke clown that's for sure

And why are you jelly cuz he's a billionaire. Git gud lol

Why would I be jealous of a billionaire? I don't want that kind of money. I'm actually quite comfortable with where I am in life right now. Other than day to day work, my goal is to be of help to others. I don't have to have billions to do that.

https://twitter.com/adogondrugs/status/1531340619632762881

elon musk is crying because he got absolutely goofed on and it was hilarious lmao

[generally speaking] The left can’t meme, because the left isn’t funny. [generally speaking] The left aren’t people you want to hang around, or have a beer with. [generally speaking] The left are the kind of people who complain about someone having an American flag in their yard. [generally speaking] The left are Karens. [generally speaking] The left is boring.

Mad and jelly, lol

no whats actually funny is i saw this as it was happening and i made a joke that a bunch of elon musk riders would make up shit just like this in response to elon getting made fun of because he walked into his own bad joke

the right SURELY cannot make a funny joke, and they only have like 3 jokes they TRY to make but its been done so many times that it will never be funny

comedy is more funny when its in reaction to something silly thats been said, or something hypocritical thats been done, thats why the left will always have more content than the right, because the right has shit like that girl who shit her pants at a college party, or that girl who shit her intestines out in the grocery store once, or that guy who flew to cancun when his state lost most of its power in a bad ice storm