yes, but there's also a difference between 'watching a man drown' and 'promising a friend, who helped you a lot in your life, to teach him to swim - and then abandoning him because you're afraid of a small wave'.

The thing is, we did teach him to swim. What we did was stopped working as the pool's lifeguard.

no, it's more like you promised them to watch until they were safe swimmers, but then turned away - and not to 'stop working as the pool's lifeguard', but rather to ogle someone else's girlfriend at the other end of the pool - even though the pool bully swimming right next to your friend threatened to drown him if you don't keep watching.

Somewhere in all of these pool bully metaphors is a terrifically dark immigrant pool rape joke.

Bated breath.

meh, not really imo - but i'm sure your whistling will be noted by pard's dogs, so maybe someone gives it a proper shot...

Not if you can act.

That happened to the Kurds happened because an ally betrayed them. That's how it went down.

This post was edited by Skinned on Dec 12 2019 04:47pm

What did the German lifeguard say to the little boy after he reported the pool bully's shower misbehavior to them? "Just be glad you weren't in there in 1945".

This post was edited by thesnipa on Dec 12 2019 05:06pm

crickets, tumbleweed, and a whole truckload of cringe...

whole truckload? when did the topic change to France?