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Oct 31 2019 02:09pm
Quote (thesnipa @ Oct 31 2019 12:56pm)
That's just because you'll offer to pay them equal to what you normally pay male prostitutes.



Maybe I should write an article about fucking an entire baseball team AND the U.S. women's soccer team at the same time! Because I'd be totally down to do that.
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Oct 31 2019 06:54pm
Quote (thesnipa @ 31 Oct 2019 15:11)
yeah im sure there have been people on Barstool radio or another equally unimportant journalistic outlet that have said similar about gymnastics teams or w/e.


fucking a baseball team sounds fun until you get like 3-4 deep and realize you still have 5 on the main lineup and the bullpen to go.



saw pic of said author
baseball team wouldn’t bother
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Oct 31 2019 07:14pm
Quote (excellence @ Oct 31 2019 08:54pm)
saw pic of said author
baseball team wouldn’t bother


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Oct 31 2019 07:27pm
Quote (inkanddagger @ Oct 31 2019 04:09pm)
Maybe I should write an article about fucking an entire baseball team AND the U.S. women's soccer team at the same time! Because I'd be totally down to do that.


Don't be silly no one would believe you could fuck anything.
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#15
Oct 31 2019 09:26pm
From the article:
"I would work my way through that team like a bulldozer clearing old-growth forest to make way for a housing development."

lmao
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#16
Nov 1 2019 12:36am
Am i too optimistic to think this is satire with a hint of truth?
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#17
Nov 1 2019 11:14pm
ITT someone takes an Onion article seriously
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#18
Nov 2 2019 02:42am
Quote (LA-Leviathan @ Oct 31 2019 06:27pm)
Don't be silly no one would believe you could fuck anything.


You're right. It's not like I'm in porn and can easily be found on the internet fucking people or anything.

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