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Aug 10 2015 11:29pm
HAIL THE DARK LORD AND LET HIS SPIRIT TAKE OVER YOU. MAY YOU DO HIS BIDDING, THE BEAUTIFUL BAAL, AND BRING HIS TEMPTATIONS TO FRUITION. MAY WE DEITISE LUST AND EARTHLY SATISFACTION AND LET LOOSE OF THE BONDS OF SERVITUDE BROUGHT TO US BY HIS INFERIOR, THE ONE NAMED JESUS. I HUMBLY REQUEST THAT MY SOUL FEED IN THE FIRES OF THE UNDERWORLD, MAY MY HEART BURN WITH THE CONVICTION OF MY SHADED MASTER. FOREVER IN LIFE, FOREVER IN DEATH, HAIL SATAN.
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Aug 10 2015 11:31pm
Quote (Scaly @ Aug 11 2015 06:53am)
That sounds super uncomfortable.


Yeah man, can't call conventional crucifixion super uncomfortable, probably inconvenient at best.
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Aug 10 2015 11:34pm
Quote (Neptunus @ 11 Aug 2015 05:31)
Yeah man, can't call conventional crucifixion super uncomfortable, probably inconvenient at best.


Honestly idk why people say Christ suffered all that much. Plenty of people died in much worse ways back then... it's not like his suffering was uncommonly great. Hell he even took only 3 days to die. That spear to the side was practically a mercy killing.
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Aug 10 2015 11:39pm
Quote (josh2234 @ Aug 11 2015 12:06am)
seriously .... who's multi is this for fuck sake.....


its not a multi, you can google this guys name and he's been posting this on various different forums for almost a decade, just a bible thumper
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Aug 10 2015 11:40pm
Sounds like witchcraft to me.

Why are you telling me to worship some thing that has publicly announced it is going to steal my soul when I die, and unless I admit I'm a worthless shit and worship it, it will cast my soul into eternal torment?

I don't know that I believe in magic, but damn son, you sure do. :o

This post was edited by InsaneBobb on Aug 10 2015 11:41pm
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Aug 11 2015 12:00am
Quote (Scaly @ Aug 11 2015 07:34am)
Honestly idk why people say Christ suffered all that much. Plenty of people died in much worse ways back then... it's not like his suffering was uncommonly great. Hell he even took only 3 days to die. That spear to the side was practically a mercy killing.


Well i'd say it'still pretty uncomfortable. At any rate, i think crucifixion is more theatrical and dramatic. To be displayed while slowly dying with nobody doing anything about it surely would have it's effect on viewers. It's still pretty damn painful.

This post was edited by Neptunus on Aug 11 2015 12:01am
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Aug 11 2015 01:46pm
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Aug 11 2015 01:53pm
Quote (Neptunus @ Aug 11 2015 01:31am)
Yeah man, can't call conventional crucifixion super uncomfortable, probably inconvenient at best.


...there is not a facepalm pic expressive enough for your post !
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Aug 11 2015 01:59pm
Quote (WidowMaKer_MK @ Aug 11 2015 09:53pm)
...there is not a facepalm pic expressive enough for your post !


And there is not a facepalm pic expressive enough for your reading skills or attention span, because i was sarcastic and my later post shows it.
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Aug 11 2015 03:28pm
Quote (kragujevac @ Aug 11 2015 12:39am)
its not a multi, you can google this guys name and he's been posting this on various different forums for almost a decade, just a bible thumper


the fuck

lol
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