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Jun 12 2026 07:47am
I think we should either give the southern US or deport its population to Russia as a peace offering for them to leave Ukraine alone. From there, the displaced people can return to Ukraine safely and the US doesn’t have to deal with the economic black holes that are its southern states. Just think how much money we’d be saving not having to prop up all those non viable economies with our tax dollars.

In exchange for brokering this deal the US receives discounted food from Ukraine to offset the loss of farmland and a stronger ally other than the EU/turkey in the region. It’s a win win situation for everyone involved.
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Jun 12 2026 07:55am
how about we sent the white ones to gaza so that we can finally get pictures of dead WHITE babies and end the war there too.
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Jun 12 2026 08:02am
I think we should either give the southern US or deport its population to Russia as a peace offering for them to leave Ukraine alone. From there, the displaced people can return to Ukraine safely and the US doesn’t have to deal with the economic black holes that are its southern states. Just think how much money we’d be saving not having to prop up all those non viable economies with our tax dollars.

In exchange for brokering this deal the US receives discounted food from Ukraine to offset the loss of farmland and a stronger ally other than the EU/turkey in the region. It’s a win win situation for everyone involved.


We've proven a winning formula where we transition to a full service/banking/investment based economy and drop our farmlands and production entirely. No need to offset or replace them. If we consolidate power into three megacorporations who continue to sell each other the rights to future products and intangibles like 'compute' to drive a mutual explosion in net worth, while Russians are out growing fields of rye or scratching in the dirt for potatoes, we're clearly the winners. I mean we saw it in the last US civil war, where the southern states were heavily mechanized and filled with factory production and that's why they lost to the superior firepower of wall street bankers and re-insurance agents gaming the markets. As Rhett Butler said in Gone With The Wind: There's not a cannon factory in the whole south, and it didn't make any difference to any gentlemen because wars are won with quills and balance sheets not shipyards and coal mines.

Let the Russians mine their minerals, harvest their wheat, tap their gas. Heck, figure out the best places for data centers in the southern states and let Russia annex the remainder if they want the dead weight.
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Jun 12 2026 08:56am
We've proven a winning formula where we transition to a full service/banking/investment based economy and drop our farmlands and production entirely. No need to offset or replace them. If we consolidate power into three megacorporations who continue to sell each other the rights to future products and intangibles like 'compute' to drive a mutual explosion in net worth, while Russians are out growing fields of rye or scratching in the dirt for potatoes, we're clearly the winners. I mean we saw it in the last US civil war, where the southern states were heavily mechanized and filled with factory production and that's why they lost to the superior firepower of wall street bankers and re-insurance agents gaming the markets. As Rhett Butler said in Gone With The Wind: There's not a cannon factory in the whole south, and it didn't make any difference to any gentlemen because wars are won with quills and balance sheets not shipyards and coal mines.

Let the Russians mine their minerals, harvest their wheat, tap their gas. Heck, figure out the best places for data centers in the southern states and let Russia annex the remainder if they want the dead weight.


That's why common GDP is basically a joke. We have a financialized economy, while places like Russia and China make real things. I always get a kick out of people mentioning 'Russia's GDP is the size of Italy's', but here we are with collective NATO funneling hundreds of billions and the war goes on.

20, 50, 100 years from now people are still going to need metal ore, hydrocarbons (who knows to what extent) and food. While NVIDIA and other companies that have concentrated so much wealth that put large countries to shame may not even exist.



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Jun 12 2026 09:17am
I think another important point is the second generation repopulation of Ukraine under this proposal.
Ukraine has lost a huge swathe of its young demographic of both genders, but its disproportionately male. There are still a large number of widowed or single young women in Lviv, Kyiv, etc, even if many have fled further west. Now I give Uncle Merz credit for taking advantage of this situation and importing most young Ukrainian women to service the german men in brothels, and I'm sure all their stimulating companionship has proven the number one motivating factor for why Germans are so zealously pro-war right now. When the krauts can stuff their bratwurst in a Ukrainian girl's strudel when she's got 'no other choice', well its no surprise the DW english service is running pro-war propaganda every night to scuttle US attempts to broker a peace. And maybe the UK bloc is just that pro-war because they're hoping a Ukrainian girl can cross the channel and cook them a real meal for once.

But if there's one thing we've learned from the past decade of importing mohammedmen to the EU, its how virile and voracious they can be. A single sudanese migrant would be capable of replacing a half dozen Ukrainian men and make good on the prophet's (peace be upon him) promise of dominion over unbeliever women. Truly a win-win scenario. The aging and infertile white population of the western EU would be propped up by the Ukrainians laboring in the fields and mines and their explosive population growth would allow for a continued labor force for generations to come. And the conditions couldn't be more ripe. The EU has already shown its willingness to embrace regressive islamist regimes on its peripheries and still call them member states, why not one chanting 'Slava Ukrainistan'? After all, its preferable to letting a power vacuum get filled by the actual literal neo-nazis we're arming there right now lmao
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Jun 12 2026 09:41am
I think another important point is the second generation repopulation of Ukraine under this proposal.
Ukraine has lost a huge swathe of its young demographic of both genders, but its disproportionately male. There are still a large number of widowed or single young women in Lviv, Kyiv, etc, even if many have fled further west. Now I give Uncle Merz credit for taking advantage of this situation and importing most young Ukrainian women to service the german men in brothels, and I'm sure all their stimulating companionship has proven the number one motivating factor for why Germans are so zealously pro-war right now. When the krauts can stuff their bratwurst in a Ukrainian girl's strudel when she's got 'no other choice', well its no surprise the DW english service is running pro-war propaganda every night to scuttle US attempts to broker a peace. And maybe the UK bloc is just that pro-war because they're hoping a Ukrainian girl can cross the channel and cook them a real meal for once.

But if there's one thing we've learned from the past decade of importing mohammedmen to the EU, its how virile and voracious they can be. A single sudanese migrant would be capable of replacing a half dozen Ukrainian men and make good on the prophet's (peace be upon him) promise of dominion over unbeliever women. Truly a win-win scenario. The aging and infertile white population of the western EU would be propped up by the Ukrainians laboring in the fields and mines and their explosive population growth would allow for a continued labor force for generations to come. And the conditions couldn't be more ripe. The EU has already shown its willingness to embrace regressive islamist regimes on its peripheries and still call them member states, why not one chanting 'Slava Ukrainistan'? After all, its preferable to letting a power vacuum get filled by the actual literal neo-nazis we're arming there right now lmao


A woman can make a single, or in rare cases 2-8, babies in a 9 months period. A single man could match that reality TV star and become an Octodad in a single day with 8 different women. Repopulation of Ukraine just requires a cultural shift where women don't need no man, at least after being given his seed. And that definitely wont have any negative impacts, men aren't needed in the home, just provide food stamps and Ukraine will be churning out NBA stars in 20 years.
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Jun 12 2026 09:56am
A woman can make a single, or in rare cases 2-8, babies in a 9 months period. A single man could match that reality TV star and become an Octodad in a single day with 8 different women. Repopulation of Ukraine just requires a cultural shift where women don't need no man, at least after being given his seed. And that definitely wont have any negative impacts, men aren't needed in the home, just provide food stamps and Ukraine will be churning out NBA stars in 20 years.


Well the most orderly method is to have facilities set up where the islamic labor force can be given weekend access to numerous subjects. Some of the older ukrainian women who stayed behind could be utilized as midwives and childcare providers since the men would be too busy in the mines and each young Ukrainian woman spending most of her day either servicing the rotating cast of muslim migrants or being in late pregnancy and needing full care. I mean, I am saying this as if its a novel approach when Germany has already been basically doing the same thing except using rubbers or sterilizing the girls, to be purely exploited for pleasure rather than productivity. Those kinds of half-measures are endemic to Merz's new world order. They'll ship heavy weapons to neo-nazis in Ukraine, support Palestinian efforts to slaughter the Jews in the occupied terrorities and bus in Ukrainian girls to choke on blutwurst, but they won't fly their own nazi flags or stuff their own jews in ovens or use the ukrainian for breeding a new generation of aryans. Its all the vanity of the third reich without its efficiency.

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Jun 12 2026 10:23am
Well the most orderly method is to have facilities set up where the islamic labor force can be given weekend access to numerous subjects. Some of the older ukrainian women who stayed behind could be utilized as midwives and childcare providers since the men would be too busy in the mines and each young Ukrainian woman spending most of her day either servicing the rotating cast of muslim migrants or being in late pregnancy and needing full care. I mean, I am saying this as if its a novel approach when Germany has already been basically doing the same thing except using rubbers or sterilizing the girls, to be purely exploited for pleasure rather than productivity. Those kinds of half-measures are endemic to Merz's new world order. They'll ship heavy weapons to neo-nazis in Ukraine, support Palestinian efforts to slaughter the Jews in the occupied terrorities and bus in Ukrainian girls to choke on blutwurst, but they won't fly their own nazi flags or stuff their own jews in ovens or use the ukrainian for breeding a new generation of aryans. Its all the vanity of the third reich without its efficiency.


They always say it takes a village to raise a child, and in this case i agree. Import a literal civilization who has never moved beyond the village status of societal development.
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Jun 12 2026 11:06am
Population slashed in half and no one is yelling Genocide….🤦
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Jun 12 2026 11:09am
Population slashed in half and no one is yelling Genocide….🤦


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Getting all the migrants slaughtered, that's one bird one stone


Yeah, pretty crazy what's regarded as acceptable here :(
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