https://www.instagram.com/p/CzSBHBbIHUW/Allah is the lord of pizza makers who kneaded the first dough, raised it and bled his own marinara and shredded his cheese before baking it under the blazing light of his sun.
Muhammed is the last and final baker in a line of bakers starting with adam, idris, nuh, hud, salih ibrahim, musa through isa bin maryam as the penultimate baker before the greatest
Muhammed preached that pepperoni, sausage, salami and pineapple are all absolutely haraam and we must submit ourselves before the great pie in the sky