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May 5 2023 01:20pm
I guess God is everywhere in every head, in every holes. God IS sex.
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May 5 2023 01:25pm
Quote (Handcuffs @ May 5 2023 10:30am)
Hear me out:

If 1) We accept a presumption of existence for an omnipotent God that predates the known universe, and 2) We accept the presumption of 'qualia' (ie. subjective experience as part of 'consciousness') as being phenomenologically real (even as not-yet fully understood concept), and 3) We accept that the experience of sex (rather than the knowledge of sex) is a form of qualia, and 4) That 'informed consent' is a necessary component that makes the experience of sex possible, then...

What would happen if an omnipotent God (which is the only existent entity) who knows everything there is to know about sex BUT has never experienced sex before, wanted to have sex?

Is there a way, if you accept my pre-conditions as valid, that you can answer this question in any other way than: God would have to create the conditions for new, intelligent life that is capable of understanding what sex is and then also have capacity to consent to sex. God would not be able to interfere with that development, less God risk compromising the organic formation of consent. Just as it doesn't feel like 'sex' when humans create sex dolls/robots, God would not be able to create a new form of life that then consents, because is that new life truly consenting or is it merely following what it was 'designed' to do?

Conclusion: There is a non-zero chance that existence is the result of an omnipotent God that wants to have sex, and there is no other conceivable way for God to experience sex as-defined here without creating a new universe in which new, independent life gets to organically form, survive, and then subsequently evolve into having sex and the conscious and intellectual capacity to consent. God may be trying to get laid.

I await your thoughts, PaRD.


You cannot have freewill and a God who controls your destiny.
All sex with god would be rape.
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May 5 2023 01:34pm
Quote (Meanwhile @ May 5 2023 12:20pm)
I guess God is everywhere in every head, in every holes. God IS sex.


I am of the same opinion. God is sex.

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You cannot have freewill and a God who controls your destiny.
All sex with god would be rape.


Exactly. That's why only the "creation of a new universe" is the feasible option for how God could have sex. God has been waiting BILLIONS of years for evolution (if it were to occur), to get to this point where we can even ask ourselves if we would have sex with God given the opportunity.
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May 5 2023 01:35pm
god has had sex, he's omnipotent, and sees everything every person does from the inside of their own brain.

all over the globe people are having sex in the count of millions at any point in time, so god's constantly having sex.

sex is pretty mild to think about when we consider the question "what is god experiencing at any point in time". he's also experiencing bestiality, pedophilia, necrophilia, genital mutilation, hardcore drug use, incest, animal torture, child torture, etc.

This post was edited by thesnipa on May 5 2023 01:36pm
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May 5 2023 01:42pm
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god has had sex, he's omnipotent, and sees everything every person does from the inside of their own brain.

all over the globe people are having sex in the count of millions at any point in time, so god's constantly having sex.

sex is pretty mild to think about when we consider the question "what is god experiencing at any point in time". he's also experiencing bestiality, pedophilia, necrophilia, genital mutilation, hardcore drug use, incest, animal torture, child torture, etc.


Experience by-proxy is not the same, imo, especially in a pre-universe scenario in which nothing else is existent aside from God in order to proxy.
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May 5 2023 02:06pm

PoE players will know the origin of that one ^^


On a more serious note: the ancient gods (Greece, Rome, etc.) just took the women they wanted, whether they liked it or not. Christianity made things far too complicated with their omnipotent god, the holy trinity, immaculate conception and all that stuff.

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May 5 2023 02:18pm
Quote (Handcuffs @ 5 May 2023 21:34)
I am of the same opinion. God is sex.


If you have gay sex, god has gay sex too. And if you use a muzzle it is because decided it or tell you so. Bright clear...

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PoE players will know the origin of that one ^^


On a more serious note: the ancient gods (Greece, Rome, etc.) just took the women they wanted, whether they liked it or not. Christianity made things far too complicated with their omnipotent god, the holy trinity, immaculate conception and all that stuff.


I don't think God asked Mary's consent
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May 5 2023 02:23pm
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I don't think God asked Mary's consent


Joseph is the OG cuck. His girl fucks some other dude, gets pregnant, tells her husband "it was the Holy Spirit" and that she's "still a virgin"... and he buys it.
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May 5 2023 02:24pm
Quote (Handcuffs @ May 5 2023 02:42pm)
Experience by-proxy is not the same, imo, especially in a pre-universe scenario in which nothing else is existent aside from God in order to proxy.


IDK. we're comparing our experience by proxy (like maybe VR pov or something like that) to an actual sentient being who is outside of time and flesh. we as humans can't experience something by proxy truly, because we're limited in our processing power. god by comparison has theoretically infinite processing power. how else can he simultaneously be inside of 8 billion people?

i dont understand your usage of pre-universe tho, insofar as i dont know what it changes. the universe now exists, and sex now exists, so god experiences it. it didnt before, so he didnt before. surely things must happen every day which are a "first" for god, even with many billions of people who have existed before. someone today ate pop rocks with mayonnaise while skydiving. i dont know why and neither does god, but he knows what it feels like now.
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