Greetings all, I'm Dr. woke, I'm here to occasionally wokescold you because I'm better than all of you of course as a woke person.
Anyway, great news! Elizabeth Warren has decided to take her very valuable time and in the best service to the American people that she can provide with her time, point out that Elon Musk is rich and bad. And Senator Warren has done this in the most noble and pure way possible, by giving money to Mark Zuckerberg, brilliant right? Why wouldn't we want to give lots of money to Mark Zuckerberg so we can point out how rich and bad Elon Musk is as a person?
First let us pretend that Mark Zuckerberg doesn't exist - ok great, that was easy!
next, let us consider things that Elon Musk has done wrong that we as woke people care about:
1. be white
2. be a man
3. become wealthy
4. try to argue that in some cases covid restrictions have been too extreme
5. fail to encourage unions to exist - and keep them from providing all the great benefits that unions provide to companies - and thus ultimately the consumers they serve
Next let us talk about things that Elon Musk has done that are good, but we as woke people don't care about:
1. Push the entire auto industry into taking electric cars seriously
2. Become the leading EV producer in the entire world (behind GM and Ford of course! As our great President Biden has said - GM and Ford are really leading in the EV space and we know uncle Joe would never lie to us)
3. Become one of the leading battery developers in the entire world
4. Create a space rocket company, that allowed the United States to not have to depend on other countries to carry our astronauts into space
Let me explain:
1. We as woke people are very offended by people who take tangible steps to actually do real things to combat global warming - this is totally inappropriate. The correct way to live is to virtue signal and talk about how important global warming is, and demand that governments tax people, and demand that corporations be punished - but never individually do real things to help combat global warming. The important thing is to virtue signal, but not actually solve problems - people who solve problems give us woke people less to virtue signal about . . . I mean what if people like Elon Musk actually do the impossible and in 75 years global warming isn't even a concern - because through hard work and brilliant innovation the problem is meaningfully addressed. . . what will people like me do then? Go drink coffee, and twiddle my thumbs? TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!
2. Next, America should have to depend on Russia for all things, including rockets, the idea of the United States being a self sustained, self reliant, technology leading country disgusts me as much as it excites patriotic red necks - which is obviously a lot.
So on behalf of all of us, me, those who agree with me, and the rest of you whose opinions don't matter because you voted for Trump - Thank you Senator Warren - we support you as a proud true Native American hero fighting the good fight against evil billionaires by demanding we tax them more!
This post was edited by softcoresux on Dec 17 2021 09:17pm