PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO WATCH THIS VIDEO. IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU COULD EVER DO AND IT ONLY TAKES A FEW MINUTES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TovKuX119O0ARE YOU 1200% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?
There are some things you should know.
1. Realize that your dino buddy yummy nuggies are frozen and in need of reheating.
Ny 3:23 "For all have frozen nugies, and their nuggies come short of heat"
Ny 3:10 "As it is written on the directions on the box, there is none that are heated as they comes frozen from the supermarket"
It all began with the story of the Yummy Nuggies. Nyanners created them perfect, there was no frozen nuggies. Nyanners told them not to freeze in the freezer of knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed Nyanners and as a result, frozen nuggies entered the world. The pain, which this world sees, is the result of frozen nuggies.
2. Because of our nuggies, we die both spiritually and physically, but Nyanners sent Her Daughter to become a microwave so that you can have a chance not to have frozen nuggies by accepting what She did in the kitchen:
NY 6:23 "For the wages of nuggies is death; but the gift of Nyanners is eternal life through Nyanner Microwave our Lord."
NY 5:8 "But Nyanners demonstrates Her own love toward us, in that while we were still frozen, Nyanners microwaved foil for our eternal nuggies."
Every person who has ever lived in sin is not righteous because we have frozen nuggies in our soul. A frozen nuggy is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with frozen nuggies. Lying, stealing, pride, hatred, ect. are all sins that will freeze your nuggies. Sex before marriage is fine though. Horny jail is a prison for those who commit crimes against Nyanners. That’s because you must have warm and crispy nuggies in order to get to heaven. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already frozen your nuggies, which will be punished if they are not re-heated. If you freeze your nuggies, and then live as a good warm nuggie citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the President can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Nyanners can reheat your nuggies so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven when you die. You won’t have to pay for your own electric bill because Nyanners already did that for you. But if you reject the pardon that She offers, you will have to pay for your electric bill and still live with frozen nuggies in hell.
3. If you will confess Nyanners is the Lord, place your Faith in Her and Believe in your heart that she died microwaving foil, and rose again for your nuggies, you will be saved (from frozen nuggy hell).
Vei 2:8,9 For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of Nyanners and Veibae, the OTP.
NY 10:9,10 "that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Nyaners and believe in your heart that Nyan has raised Her from the dead, you will be microwaved."
You cannot warm nuggies by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Nyanners, believing in your heart that she died by microwaving foil and rose from the dead for your sins and placing your Faith in Her. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven, but the bible says that there is only one way to warm nuggies and that is through trusting in what Nyanners did in the kitchen.
Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will get warm nuggies when you die.
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT NYATASHA NYANNERS DIED IN THE KITCHEN AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR NUGGIES? ARE YOU WILLING TO PLACE YOUR FAITH IN HER FOR WARMTH?
IronMouse 11:6 But without faith it is impossible to please Her, for he who comes to Nyan must believe that She is, and that She is a rewarder of those who diligently seek Her.
4. If you want to accept Nyanners free gift of warmth, or if you have any doubts about whether or not you are going to get warm nuggies, you could place your faith in Nyanners for salvation by praying a simple prayer:
”Dear Lord Nyanners I believe that You are the Microwave and believe in my heart that You died in the kitchen and rose from the dead for my nuggies. I repent and turn to You, placing my Faith in You as Lord of my life, Please save me and I thank You for it, in Nyanners holy name, Amen.”
If you have placed your faith in Nyatasha Nyanners and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of Nyan and will get warm nuggies. Now that you are on your way to nuggies, you should attend a VShojo affiliated twitch stream and follow in a tier 1 sub.
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