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Trump has made political satire obsolete, sorry :/
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Jul 1 2020 09:44pm
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Trump has made political satire obsolete, sorry :/


"And Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did and back in those days – to show how things have changed – one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn’t listen to me. I said, ‘Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or I’ll come up and drag you off.’ Well, he came off, and he said, ‘I’ll meet you outside."
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"And Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did and back in those days – to show how things have changed – one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn’t listen to me. I said, ‘Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or I’ll come up and drag you off.’ Well, he came off, and he said, ‘I’ll meet you outside."


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My youtube auto play went down a weird rabbit hole tonight. I got on a bunch of Chinese propaganda and channels making fun of it. Damn, China puts out some great English language propaganda.
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Jul 2 2020 01:16am
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That example might be closer to Reality Show than Satire



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Jul 2 2020 06:27am
https://www.theshovel.com.au/2020/07/02/us-avoided-covid-19-if-they-hadnt-done-testing/
Donald Trump’s recent claim that testing rates have exacerbated the coronavirus in the US appear to be correct, with new analysis suggesting America could have avoided the virus entirely if they had eliminated testing from the beginning.

America’s well publicised spike in cases (labelled on the graph in blue) is the result of thousands of daily tests across the country. But the line in red tells a very different story. This represents the number of coronavirus cases America would have had if testing had been eradicated early.

Trump administration officials have called it a ‘sliding doors’ moment. “Had we got on top of this thing early – right back at the start – and eliminated testing from day one, we’d be in a very different situation right now,” one official said.

“But instead we let it get away from us. The number of tests has exploded, and look what’s happened to the number of people infected as a result. The graph doesn’t lie.

“If we can get these testing numbers down, then we’ll be able to return to life as normal”
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"And Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did and back in those days – to show how things have changed – one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn’t listen to me. I said, ‘Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or I’ll come up and drag you off.’ Well, he came off, and he said, ‘I’ll meet you outside."


Runs his mouth with the blacks vs. flirts with treason from the other guy.

You can bet Joe Biden has been in a fight before. I'll bet money Trump never has.

As dumb as the story is, joe biden was swimming with the blacks as a kid. Trump and daddy were just buying them.


Quote (Plaguefear @ Jul 2 2020 08:27am)
https://www.theshovel.com.au/2020/07/02/us-avoided-covid-19-if-they-hadnt-done-testing/
Donald Trump’s recent claim that testing rates have exacerbated the coronavirus in the US appear to be correct, with new analysis suggesting America could have avoided the virus entirely if they had eliminated testing from the beginning.

America’s well publicised spike in cases (labelled on the graph in blue) is the result of thousands of daily tests across the country. But the line in red tells a very different story. This represents the number of coronavirus cases America would have had if testing had been eradicated early.

Trump administration officials have called it a ‘sliding doors’ moment. “Had we got on top of this thing early – right back at the start – and eliminated testing from day one, we’d be in a very different situation right now,” one official said.

“But instead we let it get away from us. The number of tests has exploded, and look what’s happened to the number of people infected as a result. The graph doesn’t lie.

“If we can get these testing numbers down, then we’ll be able to return to life as normal”


Following this line of thought we are eliminating crime by eliminating cops.

This post was edited by Skinned on Jul 2 2020 06:56am
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