if your offended by the title. good. Here is the scientific reason of why meat tenderizing is good.

http://www.newsweek.com/2010/10/07/why-masturbation-helps-procreation.html?obref=obinsite

i know this topic will probably be controversial since some of you probably think that if you do this hair will grow on your palms and your eyes will melt out of your head.

I don't think anyone thinks that anymore.

but what about the hell?

I remember people going around in middle school and saying "Did you know if you masturbate hair will grow on your hands" and then the person would look and then everyone would giggle because they knew they jerked off even though every guy was undoubtedly doing it.

I don't think there's been a more appropriate time/thread for the 'feels good bro' meme.

This post was edited by Handcuffs on Feb 11 2011 12:31am

Feels good *man*.

if only i could live long enough to live in a world where this is said about christianity.

Parents used to tell their kids that if they masturbated that their "handles" would fall off. That probably didn't deter anyone except the most gullible morons.

one hand over the other, pulling a rope straight to Hell

hot!