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May 24 2026 08:17pm
I didn’t want to believe it either…

Especially after internal testing of communist systems ended disastrously on the first attempt.

However…

We FINALLY found/tested/discovered systems that appear to be working near-flawlessly.

Stats of note:

Child starvation:
Capitalism - 1/10 seconds (anything above zero is unacceptable)
Socialism - N/A

Employment Speed:
Capitalism - Days, weeks (typical), months, sometimes years (unusual)
Socialism - Minutes (9500% improvement in hiring speed)

Unemployment:
Capitalism - A lot (was too lazy to get the averages right now sorry lol.)
Socialism - N/A

Military Veteran Homelessness:
Capitalism - Non-zero (unacceptable)
Socialism - 0

Child Abuse/Trafficking:
Capitalism - Non-zero (unacceptable)
Socialism - 0

Proud of the team.

More details later.

Let me know f you all have any questions, besides “I want more proof”.

Proof is worth money… I would know because I’m the one funding all this.

Oh and by the way…

Acts 4:32–35

“No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had… there were no needy persons among them.”

Have a great day.

-👑🅱️LO0P

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May 24 2026 08:29pm
didn't read
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May 26 2026 04:23pm
I, for one, am convinced. Where do I pick up my official pinko party hat and trousers

This post was edited by Shadowoffury on May 26 2026 04:27pm
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The one trick unemployed people don't want you to know.
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May 26 2026 09:04pm
real capitalism has never been tried
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May 26 2026 11:01pm
I'm sold





This post was edited by KillerAngel on May 26 2026 11:02pm
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May 27 2026 04:04am
Unfortunately the gold standard for capitalism (USA) is off base as USA is corporate socialism where it counts in reality.

Obtained a license to practice medicine? Great, good luck placating the state board corporate gatekeepers to open business.

Trying to buy or sell a home? Good luck with information asymmetry as MLS is opposite of free and open.

Trying to have health care? Good luck, it's 2-3x more expensive unless your beholden to a corporate lord.

Want to build a home? Think again! If you can even get raw land at good rate, then you buy it again as wetland credits to build. Then you need redundant permits and inspections (different by state but can be margin of 30k on a median home.

Want your kids to have the average education? Think again, it's block by block across the USA. And the rise in 4 day week is up 1000% since the 90s.

Capitalism is when Kathy Cargill buys and destroys single family homes in a poor industrial city then when locals peasants complain, we pee in the Cheerios. She is a member of the Corporate good ole boys club. God forbid locals complain about private pickle ball courts replacing limited housing supply. Sadly, those homes are gone and now you can buy the vacant lot for what the home was worth.


I'd like to see a reset/soft revolution in the USA. I don't think these dynamics above will change without force. Still got about 10 years left before can't hack that shit. So many nice cabins from Edina folks ready to be filled with families again

This post was edited by RedFromWinter on May 27 2026 04:07am
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May 27 2026 05:50am
Any system beats the kapital coinlickers
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May 27 2026 06:38am
Any system beats the kapital coinlickers


Categorically false.
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