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How to Be the Ultimate Trumpster on d2jsp
1. Adopt the Right-Wing Rhetoric Handbook
Memorize phrases like “Fake News!”, “MAGA Forever!”, and “Socialism will ruin America!”. No need to verify their meanings—just toss them out whenever challenged.
Bonus points for referring to anyone who disagrees as a “woke liberal” or “commie.”
2. Original Thought? Not on Your Watch!
Quotes and memes are your bread and butter. Recycle Facebook posts, Twitter screenshots, and YouTube conspiracy theories without attribution.
Remember: If it's not in all caps, IS IT EVEN TRUE?
3. Master the Art of Misreading
Who has time to read full posts? Skim, misinterpret, and respond with something tangentially related. If they ask for clarification, accuse them of “moving the goalposts.” DEFLECTION!
4. The Laughing Reaction Button is Your Weapon
Don’t understand what someone said? Hit the laughing emoji.
When someone points out your misunderstanding, laugh again—it’s a foolproof strategy.
5. Hone Your Adolescent Insult Skills
Insults should be simple and immature. Think: “You’re just mad because Trump lives in your head rent-free!” or “Snowflake alert!”
If someone gets too serious, hit them with “Cry harder!” for maximum irritation.
6. Unwavering Devotion to Donald Trump
Make it clear Trump is your hero. Post pictures of him at rallies, golfing, or giving thumbs-up with captions like “Still your president!”
Bring him into every discussion, no matter how irrelevant. Topic: favorite pizza toppings? “Trump would eat pepperoni, unlike weak liberals who eat vegan cheese!”
7. Engage in Mental Gymnastics
Defend Trump at all costs.
Did he say something contradictory? “He’s playing 4D chess!”
Was there a policy mishap? “The deep state sabotaged him!”
8. Call Everyone Else Brainwashed
Ironically accuse others of being mindless drones while repeating the same talking points as your favorite pundits.
9. Claim Victory, Always
Did someone thoroughly debunk your argument? Declare victory with “Nice try, lib!” and ignore all further replies.
Remember: Silence doesn’t mean you lost—it means you’re too busy owning the libs elsewhere.
10. Make Everything a Meme War
Flood threads with poorly cropped, overly pixelated memes of Trump riding an eagle or arm-wrestling Jesus.
Bonus: Use Comic Sans captions for that extra touch of class.
11. Know Your Favorite Catchphrases
“Let’s go Brandon!”
“The election was stolen!” -but no this one, of course. It was won fair and square.
“Facts don’t care about your feelings!” (even if no facts were presented)
All else fails, use "Reeeee!" as some sort of a rebuttal.