Quote (SWEATYPANTS @ Sep 10 2022 02:48am)
Ok first off let me start by telling you a little short story before I get to the main course here.
I've gone to battle countless times and never once have I stooped down to a knee. I've lost plenty of accomplices and shed many a blood along the way. I've been to rock-bottom where I've wielded nothing but a tomato against the strongest of foes.
However, none of this would have been accomplished without my trusty steed by my side. There's not another person in the world who can do the things me and him can do together.
That being said.
I need the most, legendary, mother fkin BAD to the BONE Mascott made for my guild QUACK.
He needs to be a DUCK.
Nit just ANY duck. But A DUCK, FULLY outfitted in BATTLE armor.
Wielding not just any ordinary weapon but a GOLDEN flail, and at the end of this weapon, 3 golden Bars instead of spiky boys.
He NEEDS to look LETHAL enough to scare the LITERAL shit out of anyone who sees him.
Thanks and I'm looking forward to entries, this will not be a 1 stop shop, this needs to be PERFECT.
Hahaha this by far the best request I've seen. I will 100% attempt this tomorrow my dude